Spaghetti Slap

When someone is slapped in the face with an unknown quantity of al dente noodles. Preferrably Fedelini noodles.

Hey did you see Spaghetti Joe take that Spaghetti Slap to the face last night?

by RamblingJoeBiden January 26, 2018

junkyard slap

When you fuck a girl in the ass, pull out your dick covered in shit, and slap her in the face with it.

After i fucked her in the ass i gave her a junkyard slap.

by Modernprophet13 May 12, 2018

Happy slap

Verb. When a naked man bounces up and down causing his junk to slap together. The ideal slap consists of the penis hitting in-between the two balls of the sac.

The man got out of the shower and began to happy slap before drying off.

by Hottiecotty October 22, 2017

Slap and Tickle

Mostly used as a farley confusion tactic in England and the UK

Tim really pulled the old slap and tickle on her good!

by Buster Keys December 21, 2022

butternut slap

when fucking a girl it refers to doing whatever you want to her except for slapping her

You can fuck her but you butternut slap that ass

by Silky mane May 15, 2016

slap-assassin

A perpetrator of a "slap-ass friday" assault.

The slap-assassin's are in police custody.

That guy is a real slap-assassin.

by whocalled the cops December 8, 2013

slap the basin

To hit the toilet bowl with an enormous log of poo effectively slapping the basin of the toilet bowl.

Hey! did you slap the basin? It smells like shit in here and the toilet is brown.

by jimmy dragon slayer 112 September 8, 2017