sam

sam is a slaggy fuck he has a tiny cock (3cm) he only cares about himself. he plays roblox because his bitchy mom "SAID THAT MINECRAFT IS TOOOOOOOO GORY FOR HIS AGE" and he needs to find the nearest hole and sling himself off like you would with a bar of soap in a pantyhoe (hes a hoe) he seriously needs to commit self die in the 3rd degree and get 3rd degree burns on his entire body for just being born

SAM BE GAY THO

by airpod user 69 July 31, 2020

Sam/Jack

Sam/Jack is someone whom is is sweet, kind flirty and HORNY ASF ALL THE TIME ESSPECIALY IF HE IS FOR SOMEONE NAMED LUCAS (WHO ISNT A BOTTOM).

Lucas:...sam/Jack is so sweet.
Cloud:that man has mental issues you know.
Lucas: A N D?

by NPCxJack September 12, 2022

SAM

Sam is the series man in the world as he has the biggest cock and will lay it down on you. You do not have to ask twice he is a beast in the bed and will put you in a wheel chair.

How's sam been

He's been good he laid it down on me last night and now I can't walk.

by DADDY 101011 July 11, 2025

Sam gleason

A wack ass mf who needs approval from others to validate his existence but also makes fun of people to make people think he’s cool

Jeff: ayo who’s that fat dude that just called me fat
Dan: oh yeah that’s Sam Gleason

by Sam Gleason October 16, 2019

Sam

Usually known for their utter uselessness, but on occasion can be really helpful when you need someone to hide in a bathroom and pretend to shit while others get the dishes done

Wtf Did the septic tank just burst?! Nope, Sam just opened her legs..

by AnAccurateSource November 2, 2021

greasy sam

Term given to an Italian male named Samuel whose a sneaky criminal. Can't be trusted, will steal from his own family.

"Have you heard how greasy Sam did his friends?"

by Craven69 October 24, 2020

Sam from Disregard

Never in the office because she’s actually a troll who has a bridge to guard.

Have you met that condescending squidbilly? She’s such a Sam from Disregard!

by kikikikinomnomz March 10, 2023