oyster magic

A glistening white vagina

When the time was right and the lights were dim she presented her new husband with her oyster magic

by Mtjoy library June 3, 2017

Magical apple

A magical apple is when you smack an apple off off a strangers head then pretend it wasn't you.

You've just been magical appled.

by Apple cranturn June 13, 2017

Magic Johnson

noun, plural Magic Johnsons

The often fantasised appendage of a muscular young male.

Jake: Bro, If i'd could name Nathan's junk; i'd call it his Magic Johnson.

by Voyceee June 25, 2017

magic pipe

A large male penis that females love so much they wouldn't leave you.

I gave that hoe the magic pipe, and now she doesn't want to leave me

by Thehardcunt November 7, 2017

Magical

Able to do something retarded in a magical way

*Friend loses his car in a parking lot*
You: Your fucking magical

by MagicalBoi December 8, 2017

Magic School Bus

A marijuana blunt with crushed xanax inside

You want to throw in on this magic school bus?

by Big Jate December 11, 2017

Magic

A word normally used as an answer to anything by Harry Potter and Thomas Sanders fans.

"Why do we need Arithmetic at Hogwarts? We know enough".
"Oh really? Then what is 1+1?"
"MAGIC".

by PandaGoZZZ May 7, 2018