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Jimmy Kimmel Conundrum

No matter who you are and no matter where you are, there’s always a very small chance Jimmy Kimmel will appear and sexually assault you in moments notice.

It may have a 0.00001% chance of happening, but you cannot rule out the idea.
Jay and Jeff subconsciously sat with their backs facing the wall of the bar. With the Jimmy Kimmel Conundrum top of mind, they both agreed to have their eyes peeled on the door.
by Eddie Lacy's Cousin May 31, 2024
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Jimmy's comment

when someone says retarded comments in class
"well, why are you here?"said jimmy."you know what jimmy....UGHHH!",said teacher."there is a new word in the dictionary.Its Jimmy's comment." everyone laughed.
by sydneeeyyy November 27, 2007
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Jimmy Up

"Jimmy Up" in Australia means to use Jim's Group for your services. Jim's Group you ask? Australia is a land of Jim's be it cleaning, mowing, removals, plumbing etc. Jim's is the biggest service-based franchisee business in the Southern hemisphere. It provides small business love & care with big business trust.
Tony: Oh Jane wanted to move her house, did she find a removalist?
Alicia: Yeah, she's really happy I suggested her to "Jimmy Up" her move.
by beezeebouy November 29, 2020
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Jimmy

You are a jimmy
by anonymous December 8, 2020
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jimmy

You jimmy everywhere
by fhruruddje October 12, 2022
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Stinging Jimmy

The very end of a joint, which tends to “sting” your lungs upon inhalation due to the burning of the built up tar. Also called a “roach”.
Aw fuck, now our joint has turned into a stinging jimmy.
by Ann Tifa November 1, 2021
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jimmy flygare

A funny teenage boy from Houston who will make you laugh and is very attractive.
Girl 1: Hey look at Jimmy Flygare, he is so cute !
Girl 2: Go talk to him!
by JimmyFly2112 May 24, 2016
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