Irish Layoff

When your employer just stops engaging you or giving you assignments until you just leave.

My boss quit giving me assignments months ago, do you think he’s giving me an Irish Layoff?

by Chuckaknight February 16, 2024

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Irish Lullaby

The act of taking 4 shots of whiskey in under a minute

"Last night I took an Irish Lullaby before the party"

by Big Richard 6T9 November 1, 2018

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(Noun) A precision measurement device, 12 inches in length, used as a standard in golf when providing distances from a specific point. When giving a measurement with this device, it is generally specified in the measurement.

He hit is golf ball 3 inches from the hole, measured by an Irish Ruler, or 1/4 of an Irish Ruler.

by Nadpoleus September 7, 2013

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Irish Drill

Drill music that’s based in Ireland,Simular to UK Drill and a lot of yutes are putting on a London accent when they rap because they see their idol with a London accent

Roadman 1:Oi is man listening to UK Drill
Roadman 2:Naaah g I’m listening to Irish Drill it’s proper man

by YB2 December 13, 2020

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Irish plague

small penis

Me to my girlfriend before we got busy for the first time: 'I have the Irish Plague'

Her in her charming New York accent: 'You asshole, I don't want to catch that'
Me: 'No, it means me prick is small'

by Getstheladies May 15, 2016

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Telephonic Irish Goodbye

When someone is texting you, and mid conversation, especially when you’re expecting a response, they simply stop texting. Some blame falling asleep or being distracted, but some are prone to it, while others are not.

Dude, I was texting my girl last night and asked her how her bar tending shift went, and once again out of no where she gave me the telephonic Irish goodbye. When we texted this morning it’s like last night’s conversation never happened.

by Lordblanco August 12, 2024

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