Short dick syndrome

A man with a large lifted pickup truck and loud exhaust.

James drives a lifted Chevy pickup with a muffler delete. I’m guessing he has short dick syndrome

by Thelostguy January 19, 2022

Tepee short of a Wigwam

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.

Bless her heart, she's so stupid she thought my thesaurus was a dinosaur, she's a tepee short of a wigwam.

by Titan2014 July 7, 2017

Short Shot

You have a potential goal or dream but failed to make it because of a lack of experience or practice.

I had potential ideas but ended being a short shot.

I lookin' at a recipe but realized it was a short shot for me.

I was thinking of applying to Google but after I looked at the app, it was a short shot.

by chubbsgotdis January 5, 2021

short king

a short king is the sexiest man you will ever meet. his confidence will make you wet. he has a sexy voice. even tho he is 5 foot 2, he has intense brown eyes & anger issues that makes him a daddy, and although he is short, he has strong hands with faded home made tattoos on them, & black painted finger nails to match his intensity, you will want him to choke you against a wall. falling madly in love with a short king is easy when he's a cute brown native man with flawless tanned skin, a bleach blonde mohawk, mini hoop gold earrings on his ears and a white long sleeve sweatshirt with jeans. he is a emo boy so his nails will always be pained black & rings on his fingers. his style will draw you in. you will want to make out with him 24/7. he loves cuddling. but his IQ can be low, he follows catfish accounts on instagram of famous models who only have 3 followers. & his ego can be bigger then his height tho so make sure you beat the shit out of him if he cheats. he likes getting cussed, he loves big boobs and drinking vodka. he loves to shower a girl he likes with love and compliments. he will offer to hurt anyone who hurts the girl he likes. all she has to do is tell him who's bothering her. he will have you day dreaming of his short man body bending you over and having his black painted nails on your ass. he's someone to make a cute daughter with. she will come out being adorable and small just like her short king daddy. get you a short king who treats you like a princess.

girl 1: damn I just fell in love with a short king I literally cry whenever he's not with me I want him and I to last forever

girl 2: short guys are lame

girl 1: just look at this video of him drinking

girl 2: dammmnn he is so sexy with his tanned skin, bleach mohawk and mini hoop earrings, i can see why you don't give a fuck about his height he looks like the brown 5 foot version of MGK
girl 1: yeah MGK is his fav artist and his biggest inspo

girl 2: I need to get me a edgy cool short king like that

by cutemiddleeasternwomanforever April 12, 2024

shorted

To receive a short reply in response to a message that you put a lot of thought or effort into.

Friend: "Dude, it took me an hour to draft a three-paragraph essay email to my professor asking for an extension, and all I got in response was 'K'"
You: "Ugh, I hate getting shorted too."

by waffle&lust May 13, 2020

Short dick

A guy who a micro penis ...

Duncan’s dick is so small he prob only can fuck anus , he’s a short dick guy

by Rick the tiger July 28, 2019

short trips will lead to new friendships that will be hugely beneficial to you over the coming 12 months. The more you are on the move and interacting with people in your community the more fun you will have and the more profit you will make.

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short trips will lead to new friendships that will be hugely beneficial to you over the coming 12 months. The more you are on the move and interacting with people in your community the more fun you will have and the more profit you will make.

by FrenchVanillaSake February 27, 2025