Mega Sleep

That feeling of existential dread and depression that you have to carry on yourself. The only way to resolve this issue is to sleep.

Friend : Hey man wyd tonight?
Me : Man idk I think I'm gonna mega sleep...
Friend : Oh shit man you aight?

by CommunistGaben_ July 23, 2018

Sleep Curling

Tucking your dick under you so you piss up your back while sleeping.

Mike: Why do you smell like piss?
Brad: I was sleep curling last night.

by Nicky Tesla November 9, 2017

Sleep

When you’re really tired and you close your eyes you sleep

It’s 12 o’clock it’s time for me to sleep

by AFK93 June 18, 2022

Sleep nazi

Someone who won’t let you sleep. They are constantly making noise or doing something to wake you up so you can’t sleep

My neighbor is such a sleep nazi wanting to cut their grass in the middle of the night

by Mandinew June 1, 2022

pink sleeping bag

A pink sock so large it can keep a homeless man warm.

Josh's pink sleeping bag kept Thomas alive last winter.

by tader March 3, 2014

Sleep Dick

Fueled by Jameson - a game where he falls asleep with his dick inside you.

Forget sex, I’m just trying to play sleep dick bb girl.

by DTS25 July 3, 2023

Sleep drunk

The feeling once you first wake up and your brain is all slushy and you can’t really process anything. Sorta half awake and half asleep.

That was a statement of my sleep drunk moment. The statement :bring tomorrows to picnic tomatoes.

by Ashybutthole June 26, 2022