self roast

An act of roasting yourself in a discord server
(me self roasting here)
Me: Ayo think me trying to code nasa level hacking system on a 4gb laptop
Audience: LOLL
by Nothingwastaken May 26, 2022
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attention self generator

A) a new term for the twitter trend box, where people see whats trending.
B) a person who has the innate genetic ability to do nothing special and still generate or attract negative attention or negative people to themselves.
How to get rid of soc-med cancel culture? Just cancel the attention self generator on twitter. As for attention self generators definition b), do you even know any?
by Sexydimma June 09, 2021
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Ok. So, let's say I don't own myself: Bring me your kid and a loaded gun... And then tell me not to shoot it in the head. If you truly own me I won't be able to pull the trigger....
by Hym Iam July 13, 2024
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Fake self simp

A control freak with a fake self who bluffs a lot and punishes others, not for justice but for revenge and tries to control other people through myths and calls other people liars, all to steal resources from people's suffering and misery.

For example, using people's weaknesses to manipulate them into believing faulty intention and cause.

Abusing friends, family and loved ones and then bragging about it because they can get away with it.
They are trying way to hard, to unlawfully punish other people.
Yeah, fake self simp and a bunch of doormats, what they believe is not even real.
by Communi February 18, 2021
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I live in Canada with my loving husband and two daughters in a beautiful, luxurious home surrounded by nature. Our lifestyle is abundant, and we enjoy a steady, high income that supports all our desires. My husband is thriving in his job, deeply fulfilled and happy, while my daughters are confident, aligned with the universe, and excelling in life.

My work is flexible—I work from home three days a week and in the office two days, which is just a short, peaceful walk away. I have ample time to enjoy nature, go for walks, and meditate in serene, natural surroundings. Every day, I feel grateful for the balance and ease in my life.

Our home is filled with love, laughter, and harmony. We share meals together, talk about our days, and support each other’s dreams. There is always joy and positivity flowing in our family. My daughters are radiant, happy, and thriving, and my husband and I share a deep, loving connection.

I am living my dream life, aligned with the universe, surrounded by abundance, love, and happiness. Everything flows effortlessly, and we are truly at peace, enjoying a beautiful life filled with purpose and joy.
A Day in the Life of My Future Self
by APTM September 20, 2024
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M B Self

A pseudonym found in pop culture, literature and academia referring to oneself. Literally M B Self = My Bad Self
The QB launched the ball down the field as time expired and exhibiting his 4.2 40 speed, M B self broke free to haul in the game winning TD.
by demongolemz December 02, 2011
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Self-Driving

Not possible without A.I. but you can't figure out how to actually put it in things yet because retarded.
Hym "I could probably get that to work, by the way. Self-Driving? I've been working on a way to circumvent the energy issues (which the reason you can't put A.I. into things yet according to Sabine Hossenfelder). I could probably get it into stuff."
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
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