When your girl is asleep sneak into the bathroom and load her hairdryer up with various items. Perhaps some dried semen, pubic hair, or bacon flavored lube. Set the hairdryer back in its place. Sit and wait patiently for your girl to get shot gunned Kurt Cobain style by the surprise Blunderbuss.
Bro 1. Yeah bro Cassie isn't talking to me anymore...
Bro 2. Ahh what happened??
Bro 1. I hit that bitch with a Surprise Blunderbuss
Bro 2. What did you load it with
Bro 1. Sperm and her grandmother's ashes
Bro 2. Ahh what happened??
Bro 1. I hit that bitch with a Surprise Blunderbuss
Bro 2. What did you load it with
Bro 1. Sperm and her grandmother's ashes
by Cave man101 December 13, 2019
Get the Surprise Blunderbussmug. by SGTCorbis December 4, 2020
Get the cuntpunch surprisemug. Last night I took a big shit on Stacey while we were doing it, boy was she ever surprised. Surprise shiza!
by Langdown July 2, 2006
Get the surprise shizamug. The act of ejaculating into your hand after direct intercourse from behind, and smearing it into your partners face without warning. A customary shout of "SURPRISE" should follow
Chris 1: "Man, my girlfriend is really pissing me off"
Chris 2: "You should tell her off!"
Chris 1: "I'll just give her a Surprise Bag"
Chris 3: "SURPRISE!!"
Chris 2: "You should tell her off!"
Chris 1: "I'll just give her a Surprise Bag"
Chris 3: "SURPRISE!!"
by Mr.Watch and Game June 17, 2011
Get the Surprise Bagmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025
Get the If A Surprise Reveal Does Not Come With A Relealization Then You Are considered A "'Genre'"mug. by SharkTale4D August 22, 2016
Get the vaginal surprisemug. by FirestormJ September 7, 2019
Get the surprise hammermug.