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Felching Pot roast

When you lube up a cooking pans handle stick it in someone’s anal cavity then have sex. Once you ejaculate you defecate in the pan then you suck your cum out of the vagina with a straw
Me and Ann frank are about to have a felching pot roast tonight!
by MuntMaster86 March 21, 2024
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instant pot

A dangerous dark torture sauna for foodstuffs.
Today I used my Instant Pot to torture some meat. It eventually fell apart from the stress and I ate it, laughing maniacally.
by marshanizgut April 28, 2022
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freckle the pot

An occasion when seated upon the porcelain , one blows off a particularly forceful fart which is also part-shit whereupon the velocity of the charge will entrain small beads of excrement that impact the walls of the bowl like wet shrapnel. The resultant pebble dashing can thus be colourfully described to one’s associates as you having freckled the pot , drawing an analogy between the now dashed China , with the cutie pie freckles across the nose of a ginger teenager .
Fuck , I sat down to birth an otter , but damn if I didn’t have a bellyful of fart that came howling out at a phenomenal rate of knots , picking up ass debris as it emerged which leg to an incredible amount of freckle the pot
by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023
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Pot Noodle

A man, a bum, a right little munter named Freddie Lawton
by TheBest456 November 25, 2019
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out of date pot noodle

the overall taste and appearance of a VAGINA belonging to an unclean overweight female
the OUT OF DATE POT NOODLE can be found in any branch of witherspoons at various times of the day
by mr shush July 27, 2010
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Pot-o-goldz

One of the dankest rarest weeds of all the world. So rare its as if your smoking a unicorn.
Dude, did you smoke that pot-o-goldz?
Yeah dude, It was like smoking a unicorn
by Sociam December 2, 2009
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Boston satay fondue pot

A man boils a pot of satay sauce in a fondue pot places his penis into the pot until it is well covered, then sticks his penis in a relevant hole.
"bro we cooked her up a good Boston satay fondue pot the other day haha"
by sataylover September 8, 2019
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