Toblical Goose potato

a magnificent religion. Toblical is are leader he is a legend. Goose is that rocket league AI with skills.

we love Tina
we love MVP++bayax

Bread+butter+pepper

we love Radnor fizz

Toblical goose potato is a great religion

by Dobly April 26, 2021

potatoes gonna potate

the total disregard of another potatoe because of the way they potate themselves.

person 1. that potato was so whack!

person 2. oh well, potatoes gonna potate.

by mr potato head 1995 February 22, 2012

Alabama potato chip

The act of nutting on another persons back multiple times and letting it dry up, after it dry up you peel it off and enjoy a good snack.

Denny: you maui wanna try the alabama potato chip
Maui: sure denny daddy

by Imp the god August 17, 2021

Alaskan Potato Bomb

Ex.1:The act of injecting diarrhea into a baked potato and having someone eat it.

Ex.2:Cutting out the inside of a potato, shitting in it, baking it and then serving it.

Joey Hudson:"Jerry Alaskan Potato Bombed me last night".

Aaron: "How'd it taste"?

Joey Hudson: "Fuck You".

by NastyNark January 8, 2012

Blato like a Potato

An alternative term for "blatantly".

- "He looks a bit like a paedophile with that ginger beard"
- "Blato like a potato"

by dissilusioned September 9, 2010

Sideways potato shit

A deposit of feces resembling a potato that has managed to wedge itself in a horizontally lengthened position between the butt cheeks of the person pooping it.

Dude, I just took a sideways potato shit!

OMG, my ass is torn apart from that sideways potato shit.

shit potato sideways

by tru3s4int October 27, 2010

Michael Potato Head

A Michael Potato Head is a closeted, chubby, bald and self-loathing potato who allegedly has ED problems. When it comes to being a two faced, Michael takes the cake. Michael Potato Head's biggest issue, is he LACKS a true sense of self. He tends to be delusional and an angry potato most of the time, which is likely a self-defense mechanism in order to cope. Michael Potato Head and the truth mix like oil and water. Michael Potato Head is such a douche, that any girl that has ever been duped into a relationship with the dope, ends up upgrading when they meet someone else.

Marie - One of these days I'm going to have the finances to get out of this horrible relationship with Michael Potato Head...get this, he actually borrows money from his mother, who he bad mouths all the time, to pay our landlord the rent, and all because he spends our money ment for rent on his marijuana, booze, and golfing habits!

Karen - The writing is on the wall, Marie, you need to dump Michael Potato Head and upgrade. It's bad enough your sex life is horrible, you shouldn't be broke too. What did we learn today?

Marie - I need to upgrade my situation, and ASAP. You're the best, Karen. :)

by DoYouLikeApples July 16, 2010