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Math noob

Someone who doesn't understand the mathematical rule that exponential growth always beats linear and quadratic growth at some point.
If you do not know the rule that exponential growth always surpass linear & quadratic growth at some point, do not make an idle game. Doing so without understanding this rule will result in players getting completely stuck after a certain point, and you will receive bad reviews. Learn more and don't be a math noob first.
by Qwickable October 3, 2021
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Noob

by Thisnoob2cool4u July 11, 2019
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noob

Noob, newbie, n00b or newb is a word to describe a new player commonly on the internet. It is commonly misunderstood, usually by young children, believing it's along the lines of "you're bad", etc. They use it a lot when they die and moan, not having a reason why. A wrong a example would be "he's so noob cause he dies". A correct example is shown below.
"Man, I'm a noob! This is my first time playing this game."
by KingDomas October 17, 2019
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Noob

A prep. Someone who is usually a cheerleader(stereotype). A popular person. Someone who wears Hollister, Aeropostale, and American Eagle. A preppy person. A whore, slut, someone dislikable.
That girl really ticks me off, she's such a noob!
by Nerdfighter11 : ) August 18, 2009
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Noob Lube

Metaphorical pain relieving ointment for middle-aged gamers. Specifically formulated to relieve the discomfort of being brutally killed (most commonly by a teenager) within seconds of deploying into FPS war zone.
Jake: Right, get ready boys, we’re going to kick some….
Raymond: Motherfucker, some arsehole just one-shotted me. I hadn’t even hit the ground
Carl: Thank god for the noob lube!
Raymond: It still stings the ring
Jake: Is that toxic?
by Muzzlenz July 18, 2024
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Lol xD Noob

A way to describe a inexperienced player.

A way to laugh at a inexperienced player
Person 1: I just destroyed this noob.
Person 2: Haha Lol xD Noob, he must be so bad.
by ShElnes March 3, 2021
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Noob

Noob: Owns every video game ever
Gamer: Only plays games he's elite at
by BOSS GRIEFER90 May 26, 2017
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