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Surprise Molly

A game involving MDMA.

First off you assemble some sort of list with the names of all the people who want to participate in "Surprise Molly". After, gather up enough people to join, they need to sign some sort of waiver and agree on a set amount of molly. Then you write everyone`s name on different pieces of paper and put the papers in a hat. Then everyone comes together and each person takes a piece of paper. This is your "Surprise Molly" target.

Once you receive you receive your "Surprise Molly" target, you have two weeks to attack. You must find some sort of way to get your "Surprise Molly" target to take molly without knowing. For example: put the molly in food and get your "Surprise Molly" target to eat it. The goal is to have your "Surprise Molly" target roll in a good environment (perhaps a party?) successfully without knowing. The only time in which you can talk about molly with your "Surprise Molly" target is if they approach you and ask if they`re on molly. You reply with just a "yes" or "no".

If you do not get your "Surprise Molly" target to consume molly unknowingly, then you lose and do not move on to the next round. You repeat this process once every two months (or one or three etc). You play until there is one person left. They are the "Surprise Molly" champion.
Rick: Yo, let`s get the gang to start up a game of surprise molly!

Darren: Yeah man, great idea!
by ¢!0µ∂ October 18, 2013
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Stonebake Surprise

Prior to having sex with a girl, a pizza is put on. The ploy is to have sex and finish with perfect timing for the pizza to be ready. Immediately after ejaculation, the steaming hot pizza is taken out of the oven and slammed into the girls face.
Didn't get a chance to eat, I gave her a Stonebake Surprise.
by Mr Cincinnati February 21, 2011
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That's a, that's a surprise

A common phrase used in pubs and bars all around Melbourne, often heard in response to a statement or question where nothing more can be contributed to a conversation
The latest bureau of statistics data shows our love affair with beer has drooped

That's a, that's a surprise
by bdawge November 29, 2011
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Surprise Bag

The act of ejaculating into your hand after direct intercourse from behind, and smearing it into your partners face without warning. A customary shout of "SURPRISE" should follow
Chris 1: "Man, my girlfriend is really pissing me off"

Chris 2: "You should tell her off!"

Chris 1: "I'll just give her a Surprise Bag"

Chris 3: "SURPRISE!!"
by Mr.Watch and Game June 17, 2011
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Wedding Cake Surprise

The act of creating an impression of a penis in to a wedding cake or penetrating said wedding cake with a phallice.
Dude, while Dave was giving his best mans speech I totally gave the bride and groom a wedding cake surprise.
by cockbandit1869 July 7, 2011
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Flesh Surprise

Surprising your lady with a Woodie and hopefully with positive results.
Susie and I went home after a wonderful dinner and I gave her the Flesh Surprise for Dessert.
by Rail Jockey TL October 17, 2011
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Sundae Surprise

When a girl is giving you head, cum on her face and then throw sprinkles on to her cum covered face and scream sundae surprise!
I gave that girl a sundae surprise last night and it was awsome.
by Dirty Dahm September 15, 2011
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