Michael's house is a dead man’s house that is fought over by relatives of the dead man. These relatives could have given two shits about the man when he was alive. They are narcissists born from narcissists. They literally want a house that is decrepit, rat infested, and in a crime riddled neighborhood. Really! No, REALLY! Pray for these absolute motherfuckers because the bar for them is really that fucking low.
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
Get the Michael's house mug.A self-made businessman from South Africa who also has a YouTube channel with 1 million subscribers. Owns a large house and has many pets, including two tigers.
His most famous animals are his two tigers.
His most famous animals are his two tigers.
Person 1: Have you heard of michael jamison?
Person 2: No, who's that.
Person 1: You need to watch his videos immediately, I'm serious.
Person 2: No, who's that.
Person 1: You need to watch his videos immediately, I'm serious.
by thelordjensen March 8, 2021
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Get the Michael Foster mug.1- Michael Ingo Joachim Weikath. Also known as Weiki, is one of the Godfathers of Power Metal (Helloween).
2- An amazing songwriter, guitarist, and human being.
3- I got nothing much to say, but he's AWESOME.
2- An amazing songwriter, guitarist, and human being.
3- I got nothing much to say, but he's AWESOME.
Person 1: "Dude, who's that guy? It looks like he just smoked a crack or something."
Person 2: "That guy? He's Michael Weikath. He's a fucking legend, man..."
Person 2: "That guy? He's Michael Weikath. He's a fucking legend, man..."
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Get the Michael Weikath mug.The Michael Effect is when you’re about to have sex with a partner or if it’s a one night stand and the girl asks you to put a condom on and you lose your erection
Person 1 : Oh did you hear about Chris and that girl the other night ??
Person 2 : No I didn’t , what happened
Person 1 : He brought her back to his and she said to put on a condom and he got The Michael Effect the poor misfortunate bastard
Person 2 : No I didn’t , what happened
Person 1 : He brought her back to his and she said to put on a condom and he got The Michael Effect the poor misfortunate bastard
by ReceadingHairline November 18, 2019
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Get the MICHAEL G mug.Julia Michaels is the hottest, cutest, kindest singer-songwriter in the universe.
She cares a lot about family, friends, her fans(gems) and hot cheetos.
If you hurt Julia Michaels there will most likely be onions thrown at you.
She cares a lot about family, friends, her fans(gems) and hot cheetos.
If you hurt Julia Michaels there will most likely be onions thrown at you.
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