by TaytheGreat February 09, 2022
Don’t do it over the phone, social media, etc., because you don’t make a connection with the person even if you know a lot about them.
Dude 1: dude I met a girl
Dude 2: how’d you meet
Dude 1: we met over Instagram
Dude 2: seriously dude, remember the number one rule of dating, don’t do it over your phone
Dude 1: shit I forgot, I’ll tell her
Dude 2: how’d you meet
Dude 1: we met over Instagram
Dude 2: seriously dude, remember the number one rule of dating, don’t do it over your phone
Dude 1: shit I forgot, I’ll tell her
by DeanGullberry69 February 06, 2021
are you guys mystery dating?"..."what?"..."are you dating her?"..."no"..."is she dating you?"..."ah, crap
by bosniaisforlovers May 13, 2011
by MyNameJeff22 November 18, 2017
by TmDcM December 15, 2022
A euphemism for masturbation.
Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.
Except in Canada.
Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.
Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.
Except in Canada.
Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.
by bitchuck September 10, 2024
Getting an Eli is adventurous there are some learning curves but overall when you're with him you're always having fun and smiling to the point where your face hurts but you're so happy that you really don't know this or mind it the super kind and is so freaking weird but that's what makes him interest you think this might not last forever but lasts he always wants the best for you and cares very deeply making sure you're okay and happy Above All Else
by 1313Hanta April 01, 2023