Irish Jitters

When you vape too much while drunk and start to shake

I blew a vape cloud so large, I got the Irish Jitters.

by Albatraze May 23, 2021

irish forest

How your toilet looks after eating lucky charms

Bro who left an Irish forest in the target bathroom?

by Bob Vagene May 28, 2021

Irish Bail

when you impregnate your girlfriend/wife before the start of your prison sentence so she has something to do while you're away.

Luckily she got Irish bail the week before his ten year prison term started so she had her hands full for the duration

by SoberCaine November 5, 2021

Irish Bail

When you impregnate your girlfriend/wife before the start of a long prison sentence so she's occupied for the duration.

The Judge gave Billy 10 years but luckily his girlfriend received irish bail so she'll have something do to while Billy is away.

by SoberCaine November 6, 2021

Irish Potluck

A potluck typically conducted on a Sunday afternoon by Presbyterian's that want to poke fun at the other denominations in the family.

"Baptists think they invented Irish Potlucks, it was actually the early church"

by Loving son March 18, 2022

Irish Clapping

When a man swings his genitalia back and forth rhythmically slapping his thigh to produce a clapping sound

I’m tired of all this Irish clapping in the locker room.

by Sir MrMr March 24, 2022

Black Irish

An African-American with an traditionally Irish or Gaelic last name

"What's your name man?"

"Darius McDonald"

"Ah a black Irish!"

by Silacious Krumb March 26, 2022