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Flower Pot Faggot

Hollis is a Flower Pot Faggot for going 5-1 while camping on Gun Runner.
by Opossum123 February 11, 2021
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Mississippi Pot Roast

An orgy that can only occur in New Orleans in which a man blindfolded with a confederate flag inserts his left hand into an unspecified but humid chamber, not knowing that which he has enjoined himself with. Following, after five minutes he removes his said hand, puts it up to his nose, and correlating with the accuracy of his assessment wins an appropriate gift card to Church's Chicken.
"Thanks for taking me to Church's Chicken!"
"Don't mention it, I won this gift card at a Mississippi Pot Roast!"
by A Flaky Bitch September 7, 2023
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Pots and Pans

A fun, ill-intended way to describe dance music, more specifically the repetitious, hypnotic, vocal-less techno and tech house music you hear at the club after 3A.M.
Oh my God Mary, I need a chorus or some thing. This DJ has been serving us the pots and pans for 2 hours now.
by SShepard September 11, 2023
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Sweden the pot

What you say to a gal with small boobs who offers to let you "squeeze theeze" in exchange for a favor dat she's asking of you; your meaning is dat you wish her to fetch a more-amply-endowed female like da women in Northern-European regions, so dat you can sample HER "merchandise" instead, better satisfying your softness-thirsting hands and thus making you feel more willing to accommodate da "original" chick's request.
Directing a flat-bosomed gal to "Sweden the pot" in response to her "You may feel me up as reimbursement for your assisting me" proposal may indeed gain you more pleasure immediately and "up-front" (pun not intended, but it certainly works here, since a fuller-chested lady possesses more kneadable deliciousness "up front"), but it will likely make da less-buxom chick feel insulted and inadequate, and therefore less likely to want to continue associating with you in a friendly way --- she will resentfully/disgustedly feel as if all you care about is da volume and firmness of a female's ta-tas, rather than da size of her heart.
by QuacksO January 6, 2023
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Pot luck

A group activity in which you drill multiple holes in a pot and have men stick there dick inside the pot.

At this point, the jerker sticks there hand in the pot and randomly selects a cock in the pot and begins jerkering it.

The pot luck player that gets nut on their cock is out.

The final round consist of two men tip to tip. The jerker lubes their hand and uses and single motion to jerk both cocks. The first to nut wins.
Hey guys, let's go pot luck

Hopefully I get lucky in pot luck tonight
by Jordan reals April 30, 2024
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Posh Pot

Another term for calling someone a posh twat
Mate your a posh pot
by Beej September 23, 2020
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Pot High

A high school in the oh so shit town of port colbrne, Ontario. I sware that there is not one person there who doesn't do weed, hence the name pot high.
"Hey man, did you hear about the pot high bust that happened Friday?"
"Isn't there one every fucking day?"
by Homicidal toddler January 17, 2018
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