Somewhere an individual goes when they haven't had sex in a while.
by jjwatt's_jock November 10, 2017
A raging idiot who makes himself look cool in front of his "large" girlfriend by getting super angry when someone barely runs into his car and barely bends his license plate. After realizing the minimal damage, car crash guy seems happy, but he sees high school kids laughing at his idiocy and threatens them to look even more cool. The theory is that car crash guy got dumped shortly after. Also used as a verb for a person struggling to take off their hoodie or any other article of clothing.
1. "Look at car crash guy raging again, he just punched that 3 year old for crying" "Yeah that's the fifth time today"
2. "Dude, I wanted to fight that guy so bad, but I just couldn't get my hoodie off in time, he ran away as I was struggling with it" "haha man I can't believe you pulled a car crash guy like that"
2. "Dude, I wanted to fight that guy so bad, but I just couldn't get my hoodie off in time, he ran away as I was struggling with it" "haha man I can't believe you pulled a car crash guy like that"
by avsfan93 December 04, 2010
When a man loves a woman....or a man....
It is when there is an ostomy (hole or outing where your colon or small intestines will come out, usually seen with a bag in place because they drain the shit) placed and another man uses this ostomy hole as a place where he may have sex. Almost like anal sex, but not quite much pleasure for the receiver...
It is when there is an ostomy (hole or outing where your colon or small intestines will come out, usually seen with a bag in place because they drain the shit) placed and another man uses this ostomy hole as a place where he may have sex. Almost like anal sex, but not quite much pleasure for the receiver...
by Aug2013 September 02, 2010
by Bill February 09, 2003
When you wash your ENTIRE car with the window squeegee. Commonly done at a gas station when you are either too broke or lazy to take your car thru a real car wash.
Dominick: Dude, nice wheels. Looks like you finally got a car wa---What's with that weird streak on your door?
Phillppe: Oh yea man, I had to do the kentucky car wash...
Phillppe: Oh yea man, I had to do the kentucky car wash...
by Reva July 07, 2008
The time in a newly-formed relationship where the couple is completely obsessed with eachother. The couple must spend every waking minute together and the only thing they talk about is how in love they are, how lucky they are to have found eachother etc, etc,. The new car smell usally consists of annoying texts to friends bragging about the relationship and posts on facebook that make everybody on that persons friends list want to puke and/or gouge their eyes out to spare them from the repetitive post about their "special, one of a kind love." The new car smell usually last the first few months of the relationship and on some rare ocassions can last a year or two. After the new car smell wears off the couple pull their heads out of their asses and realize that they are no more special than any other couple.
Anything that last longer than that isn't qualified as a 'new car smell', but rather said couple is putting on a insecure front, making their family and friends think they beat the odds are still so much in 'love' when really the realtionship has turned mediocre and/or boring.
Anything that last longer than that isn't qualified as a 'new car smell', but rather said couple is putting on a insecure front, making their family and friends think they beat the odds are still so much in 'love' when really the realtionship has turned mediocre and/or boring.
Facebookuser: Love u (insert name here)! Ur my life, love, and Soulmate! Thank u so much for the surprise gift tonight! Your so sweet. Love you Boo! :)
Facebookuser: Bed is cold without my beautiful bride next to me. 45 min till i get warm. love you (insert name here).
Facebookuser: I MISS YOU (insert name here)! HOPE U HAD A GREAT DAY AT WORK. CANT WAIT TO TALK TO U ON MY LUNCH BREAK. XOXOXO IM MISSIN U LIKE CRAZY RIGHT NOW!
Friend 1: OMG- These face book posts make me want to PUKE.
Friend 2: Don't worry, it's just the new car smell. It'll wear off soon and they'll realize how big of jackasses they look like.
Facebookuser: Bed is cold without my beautiful bride next to me. 45 min till i get warm. love you (insert name here).
Facebookuser: I MISS YOU (insert name here)! HOPE U HAD A GREAT DAY AT WORK. CANT WAIT TO TALK TO U ON MY LUNCH BREAK. XOXOXO IM MISSIN U LIKE CRAZY RIGHT NOW!
Friend 1: OMG- These face book posts make me want to PUKE.
Friend 2: Don't worry, it's just the new car smell. It'll wear off soon and they'll realize how big of jackasses they look like.
by KiiiMBERLY April 27, 2011
So many kinds where can we start...
we like them dumb and we like them smart.I like the ones with the pretty eyes. Well i like all kinds of guys. STOP, what happened? How about the ones we especially like. Which ones? You know the ones with the cars that go. I hear ya. Hit it. It was me and the possy with bunny d. We were cruizn in the jags or the lamberginies. When low in behold there apeard a morrage. He was hookin up a car in his daddys garage.We stoped short did a double take.He was lookin so fine i thought i wasnt awake.He was obviously hooking up face i asume. But then he turned the little button AND THE CAR WENT BOOM! We like them short and we like them tall. We like them one and we like them all.THey're always adding speakers when they find the room. As they know we love the guys with the cars that go BOOM. And see my boufriend really knows where its at. Hes got 50 inch wolfers all along the back.He makes a car man. Im going to my room. But id rather say OWW WITH HIS CAR THAT GOES BOOM!
we like them dumb and we like them smart.I like the ones with the pretty eyes. Well i like all kinds of guys. STOP, what happened? How about the ones we especially like. Which ones? You know the ones with the cars that go. I hear ya. Hit it. It was me and the possy with bunny d. We were cruizn in the jags or the lamberginies. When low in behold there apeard a morrage. He was hookin up a car in his daddys garage.We stoped short did a double take.He was lookin so fine i thought i wasnt awake.He was obviously hooking up face i asume. But then he turned the little button AND THE CAR WENT BOOM! We like them short and we like them tall. We like them one and we like them all.THey're always adding speakers when they find the room. As they know we love the guys with the cars that go BOOM. And see my boufriend really knows where its at. Hes got 50 inch wolfers all along the back.He makes a car man. Im going to my room. But id rather say OWW WITH HIS CAR THAT GOES BOOM!
We like the cars, the cars that go boom. We're tigre and bunny and we like the boom.We like the cars, the cars that go boom. We're tigre and bunny and we like the boom.
by bah August 09, 2003