by that damn good November 13, 2003
Get the puerto rican showermug. The art of showering with your woman and gently (but stealthly) pissing on her while bathing, keeping concealed the fact that she is actually beinng pissed on ...as opposed to enjoying the pleasure of a warm shower, just more so a shower of piss from the waist down.
Hey honey...I hope you had a nice shower...(didn't tell ya you just received a Detroit POWER SHOWER.
by bdktubs February 22, 2008
Get the detroit power showermug. Jamie Foxx: "I'm not gay...A lot of people say that I'm gay and that doesn't bother me, because I could eat a pizza in a male shower and not feel anything because I'm secure with myself."
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Person: "No, he's so not gay. He can eat pizza in the shower and not feel anything."
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Person: "No, he's so not gay. He can eat pizza in the shower and not feel anything."
by sprawling urban metropolis April 23, 2010
Get the eat pizza in the showermug. When Gonzaga basketball center Sam Dower dunks on an opposing player and people bring their woman to the shower and piss on them before or after sex in honor of the achievement.
by MY Jizz Gonzaga March 18, 2011
Get the Golden Shower Dowermug. Spending enough time in the shower not necessarily to include the act of sexual masturbation, but to be masturbatorily self indulgent.
"Tony, you are now taking a Masturbatory Long Shower. Turn off the water and cover yourself immediately."
"Holding the shower for an hour. What a wank!"
"Holding the shower for an hour. What a wank!"
by kariusvega November 15, 2011
Get the Masturbatory Long Showermug. A euphemism for taking a long shower purely for masturbation. One may take one despite already having a shower to clean. The shower nozzle may or may not be used.
Man, I just had the best 40 minute shower!
Hey dude. Mind if I have a 40 minute shower? Feel free to go home if you don't want to wait around for that long...
Mary loved to take 40 minute showers when her boyfriend went away on business trips.
Hey dude. Mind if I have a 40 minute shower? Feel free to go home if you don't want to wait around for that long...
Mary loved to take 40 minute showers when her boyfriend went away on business trips.
by whereareyouyeezy October 11, 2009
Get the 40 minute showermug. When doing something that causes physical,mental,or spiritual filth that far exceeds the very bowels of Hell(EX:Stan Lee selling Marvel Comics to the Corporation of Disney)... you must embark...the 12 hour shower. The action of taking a shower that last 12 hours, no more, and no less. For the ceremony to actually start you have to be in the shower for at least 2 hours prior. For if you embark on this journey of self revelation and stop the shower before 12 hours,you will explode in a flaming bag of poo and turn into a crippled rabbit. If you are in the shower for more than 12 hours, you will die right there, and in the after life you will have to listen to Ke$ha non stop. Only the most keenest of minds, the strongest of willpower,and the strength of Hercules can take on this task of Gods. It takes more than a century of training in several disciplines to accoplish this goal. So, do you think you have the balls?
Woman 1: "I was just rapped by Mickey Mouse. Time for a 12 hour shower."
Man 1: "I just watched the end of 'The Green Mile'. Time for a 12 hour shower."
Transvestite Alien: "I just saw the end of 'Alien vs Predator' and have lost my faith in my religion of scientoglogy. Time for a 12 hour shower."
Man 1: "I just watched the end of 'The Green Mile'. Time for a 12 hour shower."
Transvestite Alien: "I just saw the end of 'Alien vs Predator' and have lost my faith in my religion of scientoglogy. Time for a 12 hour shower."
by Kane Chitty July 9, 2014
Get the 12 hour showermug.