“HIGHLY recommend this whole ‘Human Red Carpet’ thing. I just feel so superior walking on red carpet wherever I go.”
by Futt Bucker69 September 27, 2020
Get the Human Red Carpetmug. When you masturbate on to a female's belly, and after cumming, she scoops up the semen and inserts it into her womb, thus impregnation.
You're pollinating her, like a flower.
When you grow tired of missionary all the time, you have to freshen things up with bizarre / absurd sexual acts, that somehow turn you on more than normal sex.
Masturbating in front of the female, is like when you fap to hentai / porn, which is part of the appeal.
You're pollinating her, like a flower.
When you grow tired of missionary all the time, you have to freshen things up with bizarre / absurd sexual acts, that somehow turn you on more than normal sex.
Masturbating in front of the female, is like when you fap to hentai / porn, which is part of the appeal.
by Andrew E Cooper July 16, 2025
Get the Pollination (human sex act)mug. by Cambam826 September 6, 2022
Get the Someone who gives you money like an atm, but human.mug. by Lmaowski May 8, 2018
Get the human cetepedemug. When you're waiting for your uber or lyft with three or more friends and you want to take shots, but you can't leave your post. One friend buys three shots takes them all, then carries them in his mouth to the next friend, where he delivers two shots to him, then he turns and gives the last shot to the last person all via mouth.
Dude the ride will be here in less than 5 minutes, here's $20 for 3 shots let's do a human shotipede.
by Sickjames March 5, 2017
Get the Human shotipedemug. Jon: "Hey Carl, I haven't seen you in a while. What have you been up to?" Carl: "Roo Human, not too much. Just hanging with my GF!"
by RooHuman July 17, 2022
Get the Roo Humanmug. People who are just there to fill the spot and someone that no one really cares about. Do you know what i mean?
by babyyoyo23 February 28, 2023
Get the filler human beingmug.