No matter how you slice it

It means no matter how you interpret or express something, it will still result in the same outcome. Moreover, the truth of a statement is not changed or affected by the way a situation is thought about or described. It’s a foregone statement.

Also “any way you slice it”.

No matter how you slice it, dogs are a man’s best friend.

by Bah Zah October 22, 2023

How many kids?

What the prison guard asks when you first walk into a new prison, in relation to a lot of charges.

Gaurd: How many kids?
Me: 72, if you include my cousin. Each.
Gaurd: EACH?
...
Gaurd: EACH!?

by ZjierbBDG June 25, 2021

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 03, 2025

And thats how that happens

1). A term that essentially means you are a fucking idiot and thats why that happened.

2). The literal meaning of explaining how that happened.

" When an elephant gets excited and wants to release tension it climbs on a female and fucks them, and thats how that happens!" -Jeannine booty Little

by Grandma's sugar lumps February 11, 2019

Katherine Howe

The most phenomenal star sees this universe has ever seen. Of referred to as Katie, this enigma of a person shares love with each smile. When around her you will be immediately infected with laughter and good vibes. She sees past your toxicity and loves you harder on your bad days. For someone who holds a grudge she surely can forgive. She is hard to obtain and easy to trust. If you’re lucky enough to see her heart, never look away. Her eyes are the key to the universe.

Oh my Katherine Howe, you’re so fucking precious.

by Lalalalalaloveyou May 21, 2019

Howe

Filler word used in geordie dialect, mainly in a question or trying to get someone, or multiple people's attention

1) Why'd yi do that howe?

2) Howe! Is that 'ee Marra?

by Achole March 23, 2024

Howes

A Howes is a beautiful, funny, smart women, how will make you fall in love with you, just by fluttering her eyelashes at you,

Unfortunately she only does this so thay she can break your heart, a Howes will leave a trail of broken hearts in her tracks, she will feed on this hurt and use the tears of broken souls as bathwater.

If you are unlucky enough to run into a Howes, don't look her directly in the eye, good luck

Boy: dude I just heard you ran into a Howes last week, you okay?
Boy2: *swings from the rafters*

by Mac factor January 11, 2022