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Fruit Snack

by I’m frozen December 20, 2019
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fruitcake

"this some fruitcake fuckery"
by hoehoehoemerryxxxmas December 20, 2019
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fruit punch ice lolly

when a girls period is on a tampon is frozen and licked off
“i gotta chance my tampon”-shelly says

“give me it i can make a fruit punch ice lolly”- even says

what’s that”-shelly says

“oh it’s desert for tonight”-even says

“ok big D ev”-shelly says
by weiner lover 1234 December 21, 2019
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Fruitcake

A term to describe a person who is just a bit too nice or used to describe a mean person in a sarcastic manner.
Sandra is such a fucking fruitcake!
by AFrickingRayOfSunshine December 24, 2019
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Fruit

the sweet and fleshy product of a tree or other plant that contains seed and can be eaten as food.
"tropical fruits such as spoons and spoorks"
Doug said, can i have a fruit to eat my soup zeke1500.
Sure you can zeke1500 said.
by Wow thats dumb January 12, 2020
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Fruit The Loop

When a spunks all over a girl's all and creates a white ring of death (similar to the xbox red ring of death) that must then be cleaned, licked off or removed by a Henry hoover.

This can result in: Rashes, Divorce, Aids etc, any STD really. Depends who last shoved the vacuum up their private parts.
Bruce: Hey man i totally fruited my girls loop last night
Simp: Yo man, not cool, she deserves respect! Not a cheap Fruit The Loop
Bruce: But that shit was lit yo, never felt like such a Bob Ross with my splooge
by buttern1ps January 14, 2020
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fruit cake

A homosexual man, or someone acting homosexual.
"I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID DANCE. You look like a fruit cake."
"Michael was acting like a fruit cake today."
by oshdjandjsbsbabsdghdi January 27, 2020
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