Is a tomp found in Isreal also called the Talpiot tomb. It was first brought to the attention of the world in a book called "The Jesus family tomb" by Simcha Jacobovici and Charles R. Pellegrino.
In the tomb there are the ossuaries that contain the bones of a family that brears all the names of Jesus in the bible. It has been estimated by a mathematician that the odds of it being the tomb of Jesus are 600 to 1 in favour of it being Jesus' tomb.
This is one of those things that fundamentalist don't want you to know because it would mean Jesus didn't rise from the dead.
In the tomb there are the ossuaries that contain the bones of a family that brears all the names of Jesus in the bible. It has been estimated by a mathematician that the odds of it being the tomb of Jesus are 600 to 1 in favour of it being Jesus' tomb.
This is one of those things that fundamentalist don't want you to know because it would mean Jesus didn't rise from the dead.
by Deep blue 2012 August 8, 2010
Get the Jesus family tombmug. When you're fucking a mom doggystyle in the ass, pull your dick out, shove it in her daughter's throat, then put it in her mom's pussy.
by sextermdictionary March 18, 2021
Get the family treemug. 1. Making something in a «family friendly way» means saying something that everybody agrees to or something that makes everybody happy. Or you say something «family friendly» when you give your opinion about a situation nobody can tell exactly if they have to be negative or positive about and you choose the positve side.
X: OMG, man! They called me negative in class for saying T doesn't really love P.
Y: Well, man, that wasn't really family friendly.
Y: Well, man, that wasn't really family friendly.
by drjeanwinston February 17, 2019
Get the Family Friendlymug. 
Families who have 2~4 children and a 1 pet in order to be showcased on the Happy Family sticker on their cars' rear windshields.
You can spot a Happy Family unit from a mile away; they always have that Happy Family sticker proudly displaying their two kids and a fluffy dog on the rear windshield of their cars!
by Emotional Cruiser August 27, 2025
Get the Happy family unitmug. Flawless family composed by 4 crazy-named girls (also one of them is the most perfect girl on this planet), 1 boy but maybe girl we don't really know, one hot mum, one dad but we don't know much about him and one cat, king of the meadow and he's married with my cat who's also the queen.
Ps : they don't have tv.
Ps : they don't have tv.
by Juju le panda April 27, 2013
Get the Sename Familymug. Dave: Did you run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake?
BOB:I did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake
BOB:I did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake
by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024
Get the i did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lakemug.