Fatty bum bum who loves it up the bum and can eat my meat whenever he wants but he just eats whenever he wants
by Trulysexybeast69420 December 11, 2023
Get the Ethan wrightmug. by Therealdefinition2022 January 15, 2022
Get the Ethanmug. a guy you can entrust all your secrets to. someone i can trust, vibe with, and make me laugh. someone who can easily get me out of my lowest. someone i admire. someone who left a really big impression on me. a stranger i met online turned into a friend. what are the chances i could meet them on the internet? someone i can rely on. someone i truly and deeply care about. someone i like. someone i love.
I like you, Ethane Gabriel Mayores.
by fellow fag February 22, 2022
Get the Ethanemug. Ethan is skinnier than a stick but eats things the size of a whale or two commercial cola-cola trucks stacked on top of each other. Instead of getting a vacuum cleaner, I get an Ethan because he eats everything and stays the size of a portable microwave. his face is shaped like a snail's eye and his eyebrows are like vertical ssbu stages. he calls himself the Catmaster and claims he could fit in a cat cage and honestly, he's older than me by two years and he brags that he's one inch taller than me - I mean, of course, this guy thinks height is everything when he's built like a stick.
He's the type of friend to come into your room and flex the strings that are his muscles to impress you. He's the type of friend to say he's not gay, but I could've sworn he was checking out that guy from earlier. if looks and smells could kill, I'd be dead already because he smells like regurgitated cat poop.
his freckles look like someone pooped and spreaded across his skin. he overuses 'your mom' jokes and he kinda looks like your casual white boy from america-
He's the type of friend to come into your room and flex the strings that are his muscles to impress you. He's the type of friend to say he's not gay, but I could've sworn he was checking out that guy from earlier. if looks and smells could kill, I'd be dead already because he smells like regurgitated cat poop.
his freckles look like someone pooped and spreaded across his skin. he overuses 'your mom' jokes and he kinda looks like your casual white boy from america-
by Queen_of_Nothing March 7, 2022
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan Grady he is a great gamer who is very nice to those around him yet he does ignore most he is handsome even tho he says he's not he will always be the best person on this planet and he is amazing
by Daaaasee April 15, 2020
Get the Ethan Gradymug. by bigboi1000 October 18, 2020
Get the Ethan Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiimug. by lokiburns08 July 19, 2022
Get the Ethan and Sallymug.