Dylan is an asshole who never leaves you alone and sucks on his fingers. He gets so intense with his sucking, you can hear it from 13 blocks away. Dylan is gay, and likes to suck anything that is 3 inches. "3 inches is my standard." Dylan says. Overall he is a real pain, and is like a leach that you can't pull off your ballsack.
by big dave big ass March 9, 2020
Get the Dylanmug. A guy who likes to play video games, listen to punk music, and do sports like football or skating. He will always have his friends back no matter what and also if he is reading this he needs to go to bed. . .
That's a Dylan
by jddbfx April 20, 2023
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan refers to someone in the online first person shooter game Counter Strike Global Offensive who is extremely skilled and talented. Dylan always gets nice one taps and the enemy team always think he is hacking, he’s like ScreaM but actually good at the game in 2019.
by xRemembrane October 7, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan is a sad and lonely person. Always projecting his emotions on others. To be friends with a Dylan means you will have to give up everything you have ,for you to be worthy in his eyes and make him happy. The catch, is that he will never be happy. He will use up all your happiness until you are depleted and he will walk away and say that you have nothing else that he wants. Very emotional through out the entire relationship , making you feel a false connection and as if you can change his ways. If you are ever in a romantic relationship with a Dylan, you will think you are lucky to meet the sweetest person in the world, until he shows his truth of unhappiness. A Dylan has been gifted with a fantastic body but he destroys himself daily searching for happiness. When a Dylan leaves you, you will feel worthless. Your addiction to a Dylan will run as strong as his addictions to self sabotage.
I just went to Dylan’s open mic; Dylan told everyone I was stalking him because he doesn’t need anything from me now that he found a new lady friend.
by Bakingbrat1234 January 18, 2022
Get the Dylanmug. by anonymous November 26, 2023
Get the Dylan Newellmug. To “Dylan” is to fully commit to something then at the last second, then give an excuse for why you can’t make it.
Friend 1: “Yo, is Josh coming to the concert?”
Friend 2: “Nah, he says he can’t make it, something came up last second. I knew he’d Dylan out.”
Friend 1: “Is Chad going at least?”
Friend 2: “ He also Dylan’d out.”
Friend 2: “Nah, he says he can’t make it, something came up last second. I knew he’d Dylan out.”
Friend 1: “Is Chad going at least?”
Friend 2: “ He also Dylan’d out.”
by Synth Spectre May 4, 2019
Get the Dylan outmug. 