Dirty Michael

A Dirty Michael or a Dirty Mike is when you go to the bathroom to take a medium size turd and while the log is exiting your cornhole the bastard decides to break in half. After this you have to wipe your ass 30 times to get rid off all the fecal matter.

'Dude what took you so long in the bathroom?'

'ahh shit i had to deal with a Dirty Michael'

by Chris Ditch May 04, 2010

Dirty Karen

The act of suing ones genitals when not satisfied with the sex/taste/juice of the one presented

Did you hear that Janet pulled a dirty karen on bob after she didn't like the taste of his cum?

by papa is daddy yessir June 21, 2020

The Dirty Dell

1. A nickname for Slidell, LA, a city 30 miles from New Orleans on the Northshore of Lake Pontchartrain. The term is derogatory towards Slidell natives & residents, but is a badge of pride for the Slidellians themselves who feel that a proclivity towards belligerence and sluttiness is something that should be revered and presented as the cornerstone of the Slidell community.

2. A sexual position involving a crablike stance for both partners. Not to be confused with the cajun crippler, the bayou bridge, the Scuttlebutt Syndyasmian, or the Slidell See-Saw.

1. I told her dad I was from The Dirty Dell, it was the first time I've ever seen someone engulfed by fear, disgust, and complete enchantment simultaneously.

2. Last night I game Emily The Dirty Dell, she liked it so much she invited Christina over to join us tonight.

by TigerBait July 01, 2009

Dirty Sophia

When a girl lets a boy lick orange soda out of her butthole

She really pulled a Dirty Sophia last night on me and it was amazing!

by Ducksinstuff April 12, 2020

Dirty Kyle

A man takes a funnel and shoves the end up a chicks ass. He then proceeds to dump a monster BFC into her booty hole. This is then followed by an intense tongue punch session to her fartbox, while getting the taste of his favorite energy drink. This is then all followed up with a devastating punch to the nearest drywall. Monster and booty does that to a kyle.

Damn kyle really be kyleing, be gave my girlfriend a dirty kyle

by ItsAKyle April 03, 2020

dirty sebastian

when you lick a girl in the ear and scream

with a girl in the washroom and out of nowhere you do a dirty sebastian

by sabb June 15, 2015

talking dirty

the act of using sexually explicit language in an attempt to get your partner sexually aroused. Can be done in person or over the phone. (When done over the phone is refered to as Phone Sex.

Couples sometimes try talking dirty to turn one another on:

Guy: I want to f*ck you so hard.
Girl: You make me so horny.

by Cass.ie. June 02, 2007