I THINK MIKE IS TRYING TO JOUST THE DARK SIDE TONIGHT. REALLY? YEAH DUDE HES TOTALLY TRYING TO GET THAT DUDE NAKED
by SHARPIE785 January 25, 2011

Me: Look! It's dark days warrior!
My friend: Who the fuck is dark days warrior?
Me: You don't understand anything.
My friend: Who the fuck is dark days warrior?
Me: You don't understand anything.
by psychopathic_unknown_human June 5, 2022

Online purchasing behavior is not linear, but the classic attribution model wants it to be. Instead, most leads come in via word of mouth that's untrackable. In-person chats, DMs, Slack conversations, podcast mentions, etc.
Because you can't measure those, it's called the dark funnel.
Because you can't measure those, it's called the dark funnel.
by mrB2B April 13, 2022

Dude A: "Hey, have you heard of this new game Cuphead?"
Dude B: "Of course! They say it's the new Dark Souls!"
Dude B: "Of course! They say it's the new Dark Souls!"
by drJunkenstein October 24, 2017

by Yeeterbeeter81 February 6, 2021

The dark winter will come if certain people like Janet Yellen and Jennifer Granholm are not removed immediately.
by Sexydimma June 3, 2022

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025
