chode lorde

A person or persons that are acting annoying or ridiculous

Larry is being a real chode lorde about this situation.

by Weaves69 August 15, 2017

sperm chode

A person who is defined close to a chode or even a cuck.

Bro 1: dude don't take my 5K

Bro 2: sorry already did
Bro 1: suck my cock sperm chode

by Sean Callahan (always right) May 12, 2020

yellow brick chode

When a girl follows all her hopes and dreams her whole entire life only to find out the guy she wants to marry has a chode (normally less than 12 inches)

I was frustrated, I spent my entire life to find a guy I wanted to marry but he had a yellow brick chode

by carrie jackson May 15, 2018

Chode Wood

A 'Chode Wood' is a man who possesses a massive chode, whose girth greatly exceeds the length.

oh look its chode wood!!!

by wagglewigglewoggle April 3, 2020

Jason chode Roberts

A man with short stumpy Arms

“Oh Shit! Jason Chode Roberts has chode Arms

by Jason Chode Roberts November 12, 2019

chernobyl chode

A chode that looks like it’s survived a nuclear accident.

My boyfriend has a Chernobyl chode, when we have sex he has to put a radioactive suit on his penis instead of a condom.

by Pipes on my poop December 4, 2020

chode muncher

Either a putdown/insult or someone who eats chodes.

"Lol, you suck"
"Well at least I'm not a chode muncher!"
":("

by Crixalis the Sand King December 26, 2014