call my broker

To use the restroom for the purpose of taking a piss.

Dude #1: OK, you ready to go?
Dude #2: Hold on -- I gotta go call my broker before we leave...

by Aneurysm Boy July 25, 2007

call of duty community

A bunch of butt licking fagit.
- call of duty community

u r a bunch of fagit butt lickurs
Call of duty community

by OdyFX October 7, 2014

Call Of Duty Warzone

A game that nobody can ever download

could be up to 100 gigs with no updates

(Just add it were i can play without updating. To Activision)

Dude1: wanna play call of duty warzone

Dude2: isint that game like 100 gigs

by Glitch Town November 25, 2020

call me someday

the phrase you want to utter after the best lay of your life so far has dumped you for another, but you refrain because you don't want to sound pathetic. nevertheless, deep down you hope they'll come to their senses and come crawling back for more 'cause you, too, were the best lay of their life so far.

i emailed said person to let said person know that i was no longer interested in seeing said person. and when said person dropped by that night to pick up said person's stuff, all i wanted to say was, "call me someday." instead, said person just shrugged and apologized, and i just muttered, "it's okay."

by Furrowed Brow April 21, 2004

hella call of duty

When something is really intense, like a scene in the video game "Call of Duty.

remember that time we hydroplaned trying to get on the freeway, that was hella call of duty

by superbadedgar January 26, 2011

Sanchez's wakeup call

When having anal sex with your partner while someone else is sleeping in the bed. You get on top of them and smear the poo hanging on the tip of your penis on their face to form a poo mustache. Then you take the hair from a freshly shaven chinchilla and lightly tickle them under the nose till they sneeze little bits of poo and hair onto your partner

When I slept in my friends bed I got a Sanchez's wakeup call ,and my chinchilla got a hair cut
dirty sanchez Mexican wakeup call chinchillarude awakeningbreakfast meathot carl

by turd urchin July 15, 2016

Booty call site

A site on the internet where you can make a date for sex without knowing them or having to get to know them first.

John found a booty call site.

by Deep blue 2012 October 8, 2009