boner blinded

When a guy is so obsessed with a girl/guy he is completely oblivious to everything else when he/she is around.

Bob: Do we have practise today?
Bill: Ya coach told us last week wern't you listening?
Bob: Nah, I was totally boner blinded by that one cheerleader.

by ownNfools March 4, 2008

Boner Pee

BONER PEE- when one must stand back far and lean forward to avoid A:Pissing on the toilet seat or B: To Avoid pissing in your own face

This morning I had to take a mean Boner Pee

by Stanky541 November 19, 2010

boner brother

When two people receive a boner at the same time for the same reason.

boy friend: "So I friggin' got a boner for a picture my girl friend sent me last night!"

best friend: "No shit?! I'm afraid I have bad news! I received the same picture last night . . . and the same happened to me. I hate to break it to you bro, but we are boner brothers!"

boy friend: "Son of a bitch whore!!"

by Adrian "the shiz" October 18, 2009

boner bag

what holds a mans balls also known as the ball sack

my boner bag holds my balls

by jumping tree October 27, 2007

car boner

(n:) a raging hard on from looking at super fucking sexy car.
example: 2010 Corvette ZR1 or

1958 Cadillac Eldorado Brougham

(if you like'em old, you know what i'm talk'n bout)

Holy Shit! I got a massive car boner from that 68 Camaro SS. I'm gonna fuck the tailpipe on that beautiful fucking car.

by Niko the Jew January 1, 2012

boner jam

an expression describing a moment, person, place, thing or event of high quality.

My coffee grinder/brewer combo is the boner jam, this shit tastes great!

by Uncle H Bomb August 2, 2006

Alan Boner

a bass who eats goldfish and pees down slids

Alan Boner is soooooo badasss

by Alsdssad January 12, 2008