Sonic Blue Balls 

Waiting for a huge drop in a dubstep or electro songs that never comes, similar to real blue balls when a guy is ready to cum but never does.

Mike: Yo dude did you hear the new Cazzette song?

Johnny: Yeah man, gave me a bad case of Sonic Blue Balls

Sonic Blue Balls by Al Rubs May 19, 2013

hell ass balls 

A string of expletives used in place of fuck or hell to generate various amusing results.

Hans: Look! They have a playground at our hotel! We should play monkey in the sand!

Ben: What the hell ass balls is monkey in the sand?

hell ass balls by Fordskis October 21, 2013

Buckle up your ballsack

A term difined as gathering up your courage or being intrepid. When one "straps on a pair" or "acts like a man."

Ja'quan: Yo, i wanna ask out ladasha, but im scared.
Dante: Man, Buckle up your ballsack and go get dat bitch.
Ja'quan: Aight bruh, boutta get some ass.

Buckle up your ballsack by DaDirtyMunchkin July 22, 2014

basting my balls 

Bothering one with random, inconsequential nonsense, such as e-mails full of shit you don't care about or text messages that drive you insane with insane blabber.

I've been trying to dump my on-line boyfriend for months, but he keeps basting my balls via e-mail with stupid bullshit I don't find cute anymore.

basting my balls by SlimShadee October 9, 2014

pinch his balls 

The act of antagonizing a man's sense of manliness, thereby belittling him and leaving him no choice but to defend his manhood.

"Khadijah pinched his balls by called him a momma's boy, at which point he became defensive and started arguing with her"

Reema: "It's really pathetic how you can't open this pickle jar"
Daniel Craig: "Man Reema, you really know how to pinch his balls!"

pinch his balls by fattforum July 9, 2015

barry big balls 

Someone who thinks they are hard but is not.

Hark at him thinking he's Barry big balls

barry big balls by Kendo0123 October 4, 2016

Intellectual blue balls 

When you are engaged by an intellectually stimulating lecture/address/speech, or even just an enthralling conversation, and the speaker approaches addressing a topic of great importance to you, but then they abruptly change course and trend into new areas of discussion, leaving you with an overwhelming feeling of frustration and angst.

President Obama: one of the great challenges of our generation is to find an answer to the question about whether Han Solo or Greedo was the first to shoot...

Cletus: OMG, yes, yes, please, oh god, keep going, yes, yes, YES! ...

President Obama: that being said, we must engage in more constructive discourse about important clauses of the Trans-Pacific Partnership, particularly how it will help combat the illegal logging industry.

Cletus: wait, what? Intellectual blue balls...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Intellectual blue balls by Longrod Von Hugedong May 26, 2016