Agustin's dirty

When you put butter into your pets asshole and get an erection. Most of the time you lick it afterwards.

Agustin's dirty is the best intercourse ever.

by Los Rico's September 30, 2015

Ausstin

Slang term for small penis

You have a Ausstin

by Mr.Meezrewww November 21, 2010

Abstinence

HELL

Right now I’m in a state of Abstinence

by Lord Tachanky May 12, 2018

The Asstin effect

The process in which a boy gets his friend to dump his gf for him via text messgae the day after they kiss.

Bob : omg , I totally got my friend to dump my gf cuz shes a biotch

Shawn : dude , thats the Asstin effect. ur gay.

by Dont worry , be happy November 1, 2009

Alex Austen

An Alex Austen is generally someone who likes to step on cats heads and put spaghetti through lizards ear holes. He also likes to sit on his brothers penis and give him sloppy toppy. His father typically has pockets as deep as the Mariana Trench.

Oh that guys such an Alex Austen!

by spagety in lizards ears March 26, 2021

austins mom

floridian likes chicken cutlets (not the food) lol ummm carny

austins mom ate out her own son a couple months ago

by austin parr 123 October 9, 2008

Austined

Austined is the past tense of the feeling that one recieves when they are getting a non-sexual satisfaction from the action of addressing a person whom they are stalking when this person is within close proximity but do not know that it is them whom you are addressing, ie when you call out to them in Maltelfovich.

Tom austined when he shouted Maltelfovich at Justin, who was an awfully vampiratic student.

Joey :"Dude, I orgasmed last night!!"
Bob :"That's nothin', I austined last night at the mall!"
Joey :"Duuude...."

by Crazy Axer May 17, 2009