Half Metric Dozen

A Half Metric Dozen is defined as either 5 or 6 depending on the situation.

To Circle logic yourself into a hole.

A- I want a cigarette.
B- You just had one.
A- No I didn’t, I had half a cigarette before, put it out then had the second half just now.
B- So you just had a cigarette.
A- No I just had half a cigarette, and another half before… wait a second… I just metric dozened myself there didn’t I?

by Myke April 15, 2004

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thirty four and a half

thirty four and a half is sixty nine divided by two...enough said

she wanted to 69 but i jus wanted thirty four and a half

by nippon_dreadie May 03, 2009

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Half Life 2

What cow shit is to roses.

Dude, HL2 was a huge dissapointment.

by This game blows/ March 30, 2005

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breaking a chick in half

When Eiffle Towering a chick goes wrong...

One day we decided to do some swingers. After doing an Eiffle Tower, we decided it would be better by breaking a chick in half.

by Mr. Mike Long Peterson October 23, 2007

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Half Nut

Men who are below 6ft, are conceived from pre cum or when a woman spills out half of the semen from her vagaina which results in the baby being born from half of the initial load and in turn the growth of the child is affected, which results in them being small in size.

Martyn is below 6ft in height, he was conceived from half of a load, possibly pre cum or just a cheeky half nut, due to this error in conception he has grown up to become a BMW driver.

by BanterKampf May 06, 2020

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