thirty four and a half

thirty four and a half is sixty nine divided by two...enough said

she wanted to 69 but i jus wanted thirty four and a half

by nippon_dreadie May 8, 2009

Half Life 2

What cow shit is to roses.

Dude, HL2 was a huge dissapointment.

by This game blows/ March 30, 2005

breaking a chick in half

When Eiffle Towering a chick goes wrong...

One day we decided to do some swingers. After doing an Eiffle Tower, we decided it would be better by breaking a chick in half.

by Mr. Mike Long Peterson November 8, 2007

Half Nut

Men who are below 6ft, are conceived from pre cum or when a woman spills out half of the semen from her vagaina which results in the baby being born from half of the initial load and in turn the growth of the child is affected, which results in them being small in size.

Martyn is below 6ft in height, he was conceived from half of a load, possibly pre cum or just a cheeky half nut, due to this error in conception he has grown up to become a BMW driver.

by BanterKampf May 6, 2020

Half Assing

The act of someone digging in their ass while they are half asleep.

Girl, I was in bed with my man last night and he started half assing.

by Big Scoop July 29, 2016

Half-choked

You choke but at the same time you don't choke

Oh SHIT I half-choked

by Itszaksixx November 19, 2017

half breed

commonly reffered to a virgin, who generaly fantasizes about incest and beastiality, and who eats their own ejaculate for sustanance

that kid is such a half breed

by crusher26 March 14, 2010