Crack Attack

When you have a wedgie but severe enough that the butt crack fights back.

Person 1: I bought these overalls from old navy but man I get really bad crack attacks from it
Person 2: AYO WHAT?
Person 1: Yeah! You know when it gets super uncomfortable around the buttocks!

by Henry Chang December 8, 2021

open for attack

when a man person of the male gender jizzes cums in someones mouth after sex

girl: i was open for attack last night
friend: was it good?
girl: very salty but a good time

by moicahhhhh December 15, 2021

Hard attack

A hard attack like a heart attack but a little different. Hard attack - When you’re so horny that your penis requires more blood than your heart is capable of pumping therefore creating pressure in the blood vessels. If this goes on for too long the vessels burst and you either lose your penis or die.

Me: dude Jessica is so fine I think she’s gonna give me a hard attack.

Dude: yeeeeaaaaa meeeeee

by Penkid69 May 16, 2022

Lack Attack

Lack attack is when you catch yoself lackin while gettin caught

Damn that mf just had him a lack attack

by LilKnoLack May 30, 2022

Attack thots

Thots that protects your home valuables or someone you love me. A ratchet you keeping the walls that haven't been fed in months that defends your house

Attack thots, attack!!!!! He heard as he pushed open the door.

by Sue sue sudio March 10, 2022

Time Attack Ego

The name for the inflated ego of speed event drivers that compete in series such as Global Time Attack, World Time Attack Challenge, and Time Trials.

“Jake has such a big time attack ego; do you think he would ever consider wheel-to-wheel racing?”

“Nah, he’s too cool for lowly wheel-to-wheel events that have aero rules.”

by Stutututu March 14, 2022

SIDS attack

A rapid onset of sneezing that is uncontrollable. The disease SIDS causes people to have frequent SIDS attacks. In order for rapid sneezing to qualify as a SIDS attack, you must sneeze at minimum 4 within 30 seconds of each other.

Saul: Please go blow your nose and stop sneezing.
Ryan: I can't control it, I am having another SIDS attack!

by jonny frekworthe March 24, 2022