Free Round of Golf

Often refers to a request to take it up the ass. When unable to outright ask for it, a “free round of golf” can be used in lieu of asking for some quality butt stuff.

Patron: “You don’t want this wallet!”
Waitress: “I don’t take any man’s wallet unless it includes a free round of golf.”
Patron: “Deal!”

by TDSMTD February 1, 2021

on the dairy free G

something a friend of mine from college says, meaning 'in all seriousness'; whenever you are using the phrase, put an emphasis on the G because it makes it more of a statement

"On the dairy free G I need to get my shit together!"

by feliciathegoat1 November 13, 2019

free range boning

noun meaning having intercourse around the house or outside, in areas that intercourse is not usually had; wandering sex.

After his parents left, we participated in some free range boning to feel a little adventurous.

by lindseyrockstar October 15, 2010

Free Flow of Ideas

Coming up with an Idea or solution to a problem while Taking a shit and immediately forgetting the idea or solution when you flush the toilet.

Boss: Well did you come up with any ideas on the Penske account.
Employees: Well yes, however, it was a Free Flow of Ideas.

by The cow Hunter January 4, 2021

free range children

Kids runnin’ wild, having fun with absentee or oblivious parenting.

Shari’s grandkids are free range children-they’re str8-up Bebe’s kids yo!!!

by Pushmataha April 14, 2023

Free throw hoe

Definition is, a girl who is easy to have sex with.

Who does not much effort to have her agree to

Have intercourse, probably because of a low self-esteem or imagined status gained

You should hit up Sara for sex she a "free throw hoe"

by Drewbonix&chronic November 12, 2021

Gettin the cow for free

Have sex (oral or otherwise) for no money or any sentimental value .

"I be gettin the cow for free tonight ! Holler!

by jackoffinyourtoast July 11, 2010