Who's choking on the splinters

Employees that suck on the wood penis on the Boss ....aka buttsniffers, suckass

Damnit I tired of all the "Who's choking on the splinters" types around work.

by williedoitnow August 10, 2022

Whos

slang of "Who is"

"Guy: "Whos listening to lady gaga?
Guy 2: "me!"

by DaPerry December 13, 2016

Who invited the clown

A derogatory statement used when a person that the speaker doesn't like walks into the room.

Alice: (Sees Bob on her doorstep) Who invited the clown?

by MalumLibrum958 May 19, 2024

someone who truly doesnt matter

they are a waste of space and meet many people in a life time that never give a second thought about who they truly are. They are the ones who are used and abused because others see it as fun and enjoyment for their own lives because it truly doesnt matter, but if someone would stop to think this is the way these people have always been treated and maybe for once all they want is to be loved or to be spoken of the way they hear of literally everyone atleast, its doesnt matter but they are someone

Lets use them to our advantage what are they going to do they are someone who truly doesnt matter

by janruan August 20, 2022

who asked

A weird insult that people use that completely contradicts itself

My grandma died 😭
Who?
My grandma😭😭😭
No, who as in who asked

by Vortex49 March 16, 2023

Girls who hold 4 fingers up

are the type to kill you when you breathe near another girl.
the type to only care about you and no other man.
the type to be horny as hell but can play it cool.

Girls who hold 4 fingers up-toxic

“he shook her hand and she killed him and her”

by ashlations September 25, 2022

The Honourable Member who stands for Hampton Wick

1) a penis
2) a posh Londoner, especially one with a big member
Ivor Biggun used this term in his song "Hide the Sausage"

"See him over there? That's the Honourable Member who stands for Hampton Wick"
"Heard about him and his member"
"It's an Honourable Member and don't you forget it!"

by IvorBiggunFan March 23, 2024