Dirty Jones

When a big tough guy chases down a short weak guy and beats him until shit runs down his pants and then the big tough guy wipes shit on his face, resulting in a shit mustache. Then they shit into the weak guys mouth.

It is also a variation of The Dirty Sanchez.
by Asperger John July 03, 2020
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Dirty Jones

First, start off in a hotel room with 4 guys in the middle of a small town in the United States. Once you feel that urge, you know the dirty jones is coming. Start by locking the door, then slowly make your way to the toilet. Take a shit, then DO NOT wipe. While the shit is leaving your anal cavity, start jerking off. Once you finish, clean yourself in the shower excluding the lower half. Don’t dry your now wet and slimy body and place yourself back upon the toilet. Once seated, proceed to hustle out another shit. Towards the end of the shit, whip out your now sensitive cock and finish what you started by elongating your penis from 3-4 inches.
That sick human just ripped a Dirty Jones in the bathroom.
by BayStBroker July 21, 2024
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sage jones

A very pretty girl and nice with a huge ass. But her chest is almost completely flat because more often than not she cheerleader or dances.
Sage jones is such a all rounded person except for her boobs.
by Head @$$ February 17, 2018
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Osmosis Jones

Haha funny blood cell movie

Why are the white blood cells blue colored tho ;-; Mf looks like elemental water dude
osmosis Jones is a movie made by Warner Bros in 2001 and it is one of the best movies ever. Osmosis Jones also has a series called "ozzy&drix" and it's an absolute damn feverdream
by ItsTheNatShack August 18, 2023
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Legend Dale Jones

Legend Dale Jones other known as short midget man spawns commonly in Arkansas and is very aggressive for their size. They are known to move mountains, speak with animals, and other dwarvenly magic. As well as making makais get back to work.
The legend Dale Jones is a common sight but hard to spot from his shortness
by That’s1right2deron6ans8ay January 19, 2024
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