Jessica Seaborne Jones

So sexy and amazing she has a massive ass.

Jessica Seaborne Jones ? Wow!

by abyssalllll April 15, 2023

Amelia Jones

Amelia is a coffee addicted try hard. She silently judges everyone but they know anyway. Any time she walks in a room the birds start singing but the bugs in the room gather together and attack. Her mortal enemy is a bug .01% the size of her but it is a completely one sided rivalry. She is terrified that a lady bug will kill her so she sets an example by displaying its body. She keeps saying that she can watch horror movies but literally just cries and gets scared while trying to unconvincingly say that she is not. Do not cross her because she will bust your teeth out as revenge for something to minor that you forgot it even happened… but she never will. If she targets you, start planning your funeral.

Boy 1: Who's that?
Boy 2: Oh her, that’s Amelia Jones!
Boy 1: Damn, what’s she running from?
Boy 2: Cream Cheese.

by Samsung8 May 8, 2023

Amelia Jones

Amelia is a coffee addicted try hard. She silently judges everyone but they know anyway. Any time she walks in a room the birds start singing but the bugs in the room gather together and attack. Her mortal enemy is a bug .01% the size of her but it is a completely one sided rivalry. She is terrified that a lady bug will kill her so she sets an example by displaying its body. She keeps saying that she can watch horror movies but literally just cries and gets scared while trying to unconvincingly say that she is not. Do not cross her because she will bust your teeth out as revenge for something to minor that you forgot it even happened… but she never will. If she targets you, start planning your funeral.

Boy 1: Who's that?
Boy 2: Oh her, that’s Amelia Jones!
Boy 1: Damn, what’s that she running from?
Boy 2: Cream Cheese.

by Samsung8 May 8, 2023

Routicus Jones

Time to leave, let's go.

Alternatively, when posed as a question - "Are we ready to leave?".
Synonyms: Yinderman stiddly, departicus jones, routicus stiddly, exodus jones,

Routicus Jones?

We should routicus jones if we're going to make the basketball game on time.

by jonertheboner May 10, 2023

Brennan Jones

A big large rotund fatass that eats all day and has a double chin.

Brennan Jones has a double chin.

by bgallasd May 14, 2023

Sacc Jones

An affectionate term for a person who exceeds expectations in a surprising and powerful way. Sac is the French term for ‘bag’.

Origin unknown, written records show to have been first used by notably French Minnesota Timberwolf, Rudy Gobert, on his Instagram story of future NBA MVP Anthony Edwards (son of Michael Jordan) in the 2022-2023 NBA season.

Slang: sac, saaaaaaaacc, sac jones, jones

After his play in 2023 FIBA, the rest of the country realized that Anthony Edwards is sacc jones; something Minnesota knew all along

by Sacc Thun August 20, 2023

Mark Jones

He spends the first our of the lesson running a demo, The same demo he showed us the day before

Uh oh, Mark jones is on his demo already

by im-a-robot-thanks September 4, 2023