the act of receiving a larger orifice next to the original rectum through the process of raging ripping.
Person 1: Hey, how'd you like the book I lent you?
Person 2: I really liked the part when Satan came up to you and ripped a new asshole.
Person 1: Oh yeah. That was my favorite part as well.
Person 2: I really liked the part when Satan came up to you and ripped a new asshole.
Person 1: Oh yeah. That was my favorite part as well.
by LickNeandro December 21, 2011
When you are being such an asshole that you can't use two thumbs to do a "This guy!" Thumbs remain in and your 8 fingers point back to you; when you are an asshole beyond two thumbs; an alternative to "This guy!"
After screwing up royally and having someone call you on it and you know you're guilty, you can say, "I'm beyond two thumbs. Who's being an 8 fingered asshole? THIS GUY!" with all 8 fingers pointing at yourself.
by PixieStick75 September 28, 2010
Phrase to describe a super asshole. The biggest asshole ever. A complete jerk. Class clown. Often stated as a question.
Jr. High Woodshop Class
Me: ( Making faces at Martinez who just got in trouble. )
Mr. Criner to me: You trying to be number one asshole around here?!
Me: ( Making faces at Martinez who just got in trouble. )
Mr. Criner to me: You trying to be number one asshole around here?!
by thedzone October 10, 2009
by Attack helicopter/ him/ her December 22, 2020
Person A: woah dude you smell that?
Person B: Fuck! teah! thats smells like ASSHOLE WRAPPED IN BACON!
Person C: haha sorry guys, that was me.
Person B: Fuck! teah! thats smells like ASSHOLE WRAPPED IN BACON!
Person C: haha sorry guys, that was me.
by Ehemlin85 September 26, 2008
A person that displays unparalleled levels of assholeishness. This goes hand in hand with hot cup of asshole.
Kevin, stop being such a hot asshole casserole or, I swear to God, I will set you on fire from the inside using gasoline and a very wide catheter!
by MB87 September 28, 2010
The most horrible stench to ever touch ones nose.
A smell that would made one seriously think about taking his own life to take a retour away from it.
A smell that would made one seriously think about taking his own life to take a retour away from it.
Example 1: Austin- hehehehe
James- Holy Shit! what is that?!? That smells like asshole wrapped in bacon!
Austin- No that smells like 7 taco bell bean buritos.
Example 2: Austin- *Sprays body spray*
James- Dude. Stop. That smells like asshole wrapped in bacon.
James- Holy Shit! what is that?!? That smells like asshole wrapped in bacon!
Austin- No that smells like 7 taco bell bean buritos.
Example 2: Austin- *Sprays body spray*
James- Dude. Stop. That smells like asshole wrapped in bacon.
by Ehemlin87 October 27, 2008