Your mom

Teacher: No you can't bring donuts to the christmas party because they're full of sugar. Christopher: Your mom is full of sugar.
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Your Mom

A Pathetic attempt at an Insult, Usually by immature or young people.

Or, Sometimes used to be sarcastic, annoying, or otherwise.
Sometimes followed up with an "OOOH!! U JUZT GOT BURND LOLOLOL" Kind of statement.

Sometimes spelled in chatspeak like:
"UR MOM"
"UR MUM"
"UR MAMA"
Immature/Annoying Your Mom definition:
Kid: "Is there any continent larger than Asia?"
Other Kid: YOUR MOM!! LOLOLOLOLOL
Random Kid: BUUUUUURRRN

The "Pathetic" Definition Example:
Guy: Your such a loser.
Second Guy: Your Mom!
Guy: That comeback is stupid.
Second Guy: UR MOM!!!11!

Sarcastic Definition example:
Dude:Hey Dude what's up?
Random Dude: LOL YOUR MOM.
dude: HAHAHAHA /sarcasm
by Natarii Shinichi April 18, 2009
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your mom

a very well respected sex toy in witch 10 or more people have had their way with.
tell your mom i left my charger over there.
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Your mom

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Your Forehead

The longest thing in the whole Entire planet
Person 1: bro nothing is longer than my pp
person 2: what about your forehead
person 1: dies of ligma
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Your Fired

The term used by your asshole boss, when you fuck up once. Once the term is you flip him off and continue your work until you are forced to leave.
Tom is working on a potato display.
Tom's boss: Tom your fired.
Tom flips off boss and continues work.
10mins later cop arrives

Cop: Tom your boss fired you and asked you to leave

Tom: Ok, he's just mad I railed his wife yesterday

Tom goes to the office clock's out and signs papers.
Tom's boss: we will send you severance check through mail
Tom flips off boss and says
Tom: dont worry I will see you again, I creamed in your wife and stole he birth control.

Cop hi-fives Tom and escorted him to his car till he leaves
5 years later
Tom goes to old bosses house to pickup kid and flips him off
Tom's boss loves being a step-dad
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YO MAMA IS SO FAT,UGLY,AND HAIRY THAT WHEN SHE WENT FOR A WALK IN THE WOODS SHE WAS SHOT AND WAS CLAIMED AS SASQUACH!....your mom sucks....
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