Wet William

When you lick your toe and then stick it in someone's ear.

Person #1: Agh! What the fuck was that?
Person #2: A wet william.
Person #1: Great, now I have athlete's ear.

by rock_lobster July 8, 2010

Some Wet

sTReeT TeRM FoR SoMe CooCHie. See PussY.

DaMN HoMie WHaT u DoiN ToNiGHT? WeLL aFTeR iM DoNe sMoKiN THis BLuNT iM GoiN To Da WiFeYs HouSe To GeT SoMe WeT.

by KreDiTZ February 2, 2007

Wet Rondo

A diarrhea slap! When someone shits diarrhea in their hand and then slaps you in the face with it.

My friend just shit in his hand and slapped that chick with it, I was like "Damn that bitch just got hit with a Wet Rondo."

by Thehorrorbusiness September 5, 2011

Wet fruit

Good wet pussy.

Yo she had some good ass wet fruit.

by Ball master March 12, 2017

wet laundry

when every thing seems to be false

Its all wet laundry,everything in the file is made-up.

by kaep September 30, 2008

wet beanbag

when a woman sucks a man's balls while there is cum covering them.

Tim: DUDE -- last night she blew me and then gave me a wet beanbag!!!!

Greg: wow

by thedevilsbutterbiscuits June 13, 2014

Wet Cheeto

when ur feening for Cheetos but the snack bar is closed and you find one that fell out of a wet trash bag on the stairwell at hma

Atkins: I’m hungry and the mess halls closed

Other: I saw a wet Cheeto on the stairwell.
Atkins: bet gotta blast.
Other: what the fuck?

by Kkk469 December 1, 2018