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DaMN HoMie WHaT u DoiN ToNiGHT? WeLL aFTeR iM DoNe sMoKiN THis BLuNT iM GoiN To Da WiFeYs HouSe To GeT SoMe WeT.

by KreDiTZ February 2, 2007

wet sox

By definition it is simply when one's socks or stockings becomet wet or damp. It is, however, "the most horrendous thing." As a result, many things that are bad can be compared to having "wet sox." This is similiar to how zero degrees Kelvin is absolute zero and everything else is higher. In the same way, how close things are to havng wet sox determines how bad the situation is.

My dog got ran over by a car, which was my wifes, which blew a tire, which messed up the allignment, and when we took it to the shop it was stolen along with my ipod that was in the glove box... at least I don't have Wet Sox.

by Twartacus May 6, 2006

wet tuba

When you ejaculate in your partners anus , then your partner releases the cum through passing gas

Honey would you like a wet tuba

by Film layers February 27, 2017

wet lie

A bad lie that only works because it is socially awkward or embarrassing. Used to quickly end an interrogation.

Example 1

At college, a guy walks in on his roommate, who was using a computer. The roommate quickly quits off the program.

Guy: What were you just doing?

Roommate: Watching porn.

Guy: Oh *walks away*

Roommate was actually playing World of Warcraft. Porn was a wet lie.

Example 2

Parents hear something aggressive from son's bedroom and go over to check it out. They knock loudly on the door. Son answers, naked and a little sweaty, barely creaking the door open.

Dad: What's going on in there?

Son: Nothing... I was just masturbating...

Mom: Why are you so sweaty?

Son: I was really getting into it

Parents: *walk away*

What really happened was the boy was having sex with some girl. Masturbation was a wet lie

by JFangsta July 14, 2011

Floor is wet

The -“floor is wet” is a line from prison meaning the patrol officers are doing the runs, this can also be used on teachers

Person on Lookout: THE FLOOR IS WET
Everyone scatters back to doing what they’re doing and the teacher greets everyone with awards for doing great work

by an unkown gender hello December 10, 2017

Wet Wooped

Guy's T-Bag , Girl's Wet Wooped , T-Bagging for the female.

Guy 1 : Dude Ashley Wet wooped you!

Guy 2: I know..

by JphoT November 19, 2010

Wet Cardboard

A term used to describe one who violates the bro code.

Austin's always hanging out with that girl, you don't think he's become wet cardboard do you?

by CLWILK October 7, 2017