waffle vandalism

Buddy, I think you're stoned...

why are you looking up waffle vandalism on urban dictionary?

by Malina & Erika April 20, 2021

Douche Waffle

The most nauseating of the douche population; a total loser, totally lame, commonly seen within a 20 mile radius of your local Waffle House.

That douche waffle made me so sick, or was it the Awful House meal I ate earlier?

by @therealDonaldTrump June 4, 2016

mississippi hot waffle

When you shit on someone’s stomach and push it down with a tennis racket

I’m going to give him a Mississippi hot waffle

by Johnathan weisbart February 18, 2022

pushing the waffle

Something you never want to hear from your roommates bedroom..

Matt, stop pushing the waffle

by Creamcicle June 25, 2017

Waffling

When someone is eating a Waffle - the action of eating a Waffle

“Hey guys Haley is waffling right now and I’m jealous”

by Anabelle_salt February 26, 2018

waffle

A D.J. and Visual artsit freak of nature addicted to bass and not the drug but the sound frequincy(to bad he's going def) and yeah he's a nice guy.....uh but he can be a dink

party and see if you dare but be ware be ware there might be waffle bass in the air

by D.V. November 10, 2006

Waffle House

Slang term for a typical white high school basketball player. Could be found going fishing in his free time. Probably is named Jack.

"That Woodson player is such a Waffle House"
"Waffle House is driving me to school today"

by Zzz123456789zzz March 30, 2016