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Miracle Whip

A term used for an old man masturbating
Wow my grandpa made a big miracle whip
by Halex69club February 1, 2019
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ball whipped

It is when your partner grabs your own ball sack and whips you around the head with it.
you are ball whipped man, your girlfriend totally owns you, every time you do something she doesn’t approve of she rips them out and gives you a ball whipping.
by Morgo 1972 February 18, 2019
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Russian Schlong Whipping

when your uncle comes over for his weekly visit from Russia, as soon as he enters the door, you must pull down your pants and pledge you allegiance to his whip. Proceed to let him whip your balls and until it splits open and your kidney beans fall out. Cook them on a Bunsen burner for him and serve to him with a side of mustard and mayo.
Can't wait until my uncle comes. He's gonna give me the best Russian schlong whipping of my life
by Shaedy September 20, 2018
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Russian Schlong Whipping

When your uncle comes over from his weekly visit from Russia, you must bend over and pledge alliegence to his whip. Bend over and let him whip your ballsack until it rips open and your kidney beans fall out. Proceed to cut off the strings and cook them on a Bunsen burner and serve with a side of mayonnaise and brown mustard. Cut off our Weiner and put in a hot dog bun. Serve with the blood of your enemies. Sit naked on a spiked chair and watch him majestically eat them. Have Fun!
Can't wait until my uncle domes over from Russia and gives me the best Russian Schlong Whipping of my life!
by Shaedy September 20, 2018
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Fist Whipping

One during the act of fisting whips during the action. Whether with the hand located in the interior of their desired target or their free hand.
Some dude I was playing with on fortnite said and I quote " you fucking suck I bet your dad was fist whipping your mom before she had you" I said yeet and left the party.

"Generation Z Kid" - 2018
by YungSpitFire2018AkaWhipKing September 24, 2018
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whipped

someone that is completely obsessed over someone, can’t stop thinking about them, can’t stop wanting to talk to them.
your so whipped on me
by helloxo September 27, 2018
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whip-down

Using an form of transportation to meet someone.
“You trynna come play 2k?”.. YEA. Im finna whip-down ova there.
by Jrocc.4L October 4, 2018
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