Blue waffle

Trust me after years and years of research

You do not wanna search it up

1:“Hey”
2:”Hi”
1:”search up blue waffle ;)”
2:”ok”
2:”…”

by averygoodhandle December 26, 2022

Blue waffles

How males troll their friends

Guy 1: Hey bro search up blue waffles you will be amazed
Guy 2: alright
5 seconds later
Guy 2:bitch what the fuck

by timerline April 14, 2022

Waffle

Waffle is what one does when they do not know what they are talking about, it is an instinctual way of expressing random thoughts and words even if they do not match reality or logic.

Hector did not study for his essay, and had to waffle a lot to complete it.

by Jonny Cary February 5, 2021

twat waffle

a pussy who's too scared to do anything ; someone who pussies out of everything.

Dude 1: "Dude, do you know Jake?"
Dude 2: " Yeah that fucking pussy. He was too scared to go to the haunted house last week."
Dude 1: " Wow, that fucking twat waffle!"
pussy snowflake

by stfu sociotic bitch October 23, 2014

Twat Waffle

When you're so batshit crazy, even you're elitist cohorts are afraid to kick you out.

Pelosi is a twat waffle.

by J-Patriot July 23, 2021

Wanking Waffle Stomper

This is when someone simultaneously jerks off and takes a shit whilst also taking a shower.

Yo, did you hear about that wanking waffle stomper Timmy did last night?

by ThunderBunda April 14, 2025

Waffle house index

A scale created by FEMA used to determine how bad a situation is.

Green: Normal day, serves regular menu

Yellow: Using the generator/limited food supply, serves the limited menu

Red: YOUR ONLY CHANCE IS TO FUCKING PRAY (Things are bad, Waffle House is closed)

"Hey man things are really getting bad out there"

"Is it really? The waffle house index will determine that"

by free cheese June 1, 2023