Dr. Jones

The act of snatching a shit from below a crab walker before she/he falls on it.

1. Dude, how did you get gangrene?
2. I was playing Dr. Jones and she slipped and broke my arm. The bone went through the skin and into the shit causing a major infection. They might have to amputate!
1. Bro that will be the most epic sex scar ever!
2. Dude, I know.

by Ptolomy Fife October 7, 2018

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Billy Jones

A title which is presented to a person who gets blowjobs frequently, he does not give blowjobs, he receives.

Hey you Billy Jones, can't believe that girl and that other person gave you a blowjob again, what were their names? Cindy and Not a Hoovy?

by TheOneWhoTitles September 23, 2023

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Thank you Dr. Jones

Phrase used to sarcastically acknowledge someone's contribution to a conversation or action that ultimately has little to no impact or relevance. Originating from the movie "Raiders of the Lost Ark," it refers to the overall premise of the film, where Indiana Jones's involvement does not significantly alter the outcome of events.

Person A: "I just read an interesting article about the latest advancements in renewable energy technologies."
Person B: "Oh, my cousin once visited a wind farm on vacation."
Person A: "Thank you Dr. Jones. Your fascinating family anecdotes truly elevate our understanding of renewable energy advancements."

by RuiningWords4u June 22, 2023

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donte jones

Donte Jones is a fun loving guy who is very talented and creative but also as a black guy he is very attractive and he is fast so don't try to chase him and he is a libra so he is special he live to draw, sing, dance, act and ect.

Someone: dang donte jones is a great person all in one I wish I was him

by Gitfjordvojxt January 6, 2018

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