Hood Haiku

a Haiku about life in urban areas, colloquially known as the "hood"

I walked by a homeless man, and he told me a hood haiku

by laroxo December 01, 2010

Open Hood

A car “signal” to others with the same type of mental syndrome.

Human: We should help that person, the car has an open hood.
Alien: Idiot, you don’t have green blood.

(Noise like communicating via energetic powers).
Human: What the hell?
Alien: (looking furious at human because human is asking ?)
Human: 😶

by MariaGuadalupe August 08, 2019

Hood Unicorn

A fat tweaker

I saw a hood unicorn smoking rocks under a bridge.

by MaoZe’sDong April 30, 2018

hood hut

Small cheap raggedy house in the hood , usually 28,000 or less in cost. Usually located in high crime area

You live in one of those hood huts.
I ain’t got that much money i might have to get me a hood hut

by Eli Globe February 02, 2021

Hood Ornament

A common phrase for clitoral piercings.

The woman with the hood ornament had to be patted down by security because the metal detector went absolutely nuts.

by Dragonslayerr12 October 12, 2021

Hood ornament

A bottle of henessy glued to the hood of a ghetto car

Hurry up and kill da henny , im gonna give that impala a hood ornament

by Smartestdumbguy December 27, 2016

That white girl hood

That white girl hood.

That white girl Hood is proper

by ThatwhitegirlHood April 11, 2022