mexican tea party

When you bring beer to a gathering with friends and leave your beers next to you, drinking them slowly as they keep getting warmer.

You gonna put those beers in the fridge or are you having a mexican tea party?

by scarygary30 June 20, 2020

Tea spoon and ladle

When a midget gets spooned by a giant

me and my boyfriend tea spoon and ladle in bed last night

by Little midge June 17, 2017

Texas Tea Bucket

When you put a glass of water by your buddy's bed that you have already dipped your balls in. Then when he wakes up he drinks that ball water.

"I found a hair in my water this morning."
"That's cause you got the ole' Texas Tea Bucket."

by AceNB November 20, 2012

London Tea Party

When you and your bro are fucking a girl from behind and the front and you play chess and drink tea and eat biscuits on her back.

Bro last night's London Tea Party was epic.

by 13inchessoft February 3, 2022

Arizona Iced Tea

Arizona Iced tea is the best drink🤷🏽 ♀️

1) “ jit im bout to get some Arizona Iced Tea you want one?”

2) “ IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION BRO😻”

by IMAMONKE😮‍💨🧟‍♀️ April 7, 2023

Ben Collins Tea

Sweet Tea and Whiskey (preferably a cheep canadian brand)
measure 3 parts tea to one part whiskey. Named after its inventor and famous proponent Ben Collins. Named due to the drink, and its benefactor's incredible smoothness, deceptive sweetness, subtle bite, and renown ability to get you fucked up.

Acceptable other names include, "Collins Tea", "BC Tea", and when made with Black Velvet, "Velvet Tea".

Sarah has had 3 Ben Collins Tea's tonight and she is wasted

by Franklin4 May 15, 2011

Boston Tea Party

Back around the time when John Adams was alive and lived in Boston, right before the Revolutionary War, where colonists in Boston got aggrivated with the new Tea Act passed by King George III stating that all imported tea will be taxed, and then creating a monopoly in tea, making sure that 99.9% of all of the tea that the colonists drank were imported, forcing them to all pay horrendous taxes on tea. This major outburst led to a revolt in which the colonists attacked ships importing East India Company Tea, and then they took all of the tea on the boats and dumped it all into the Atlantic. A major factor that caused the Revolutionary War and America's freedom.

History Teacher: Today will we be learning about the Boston Tea Party. I'm sure you'll enjoy the lesson.
Student: A tea party? How is this important to our everyday lives? And please explain how school could ever be enjoyable hahaha
*20 minutes later after the lesson is over*
Student: Yes, kick their asses colonists. Those stupid British deserve it.

History Teacher *smirking*: I knew you'd like it.

by the_true_name_definer ;) December 19, 2018