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Lipton Tea Moment

An event that makes you wish you had some Lipton tea to sip on while making a statement that ends with, "But that's none of my business."
Joe: I had a Lipton tea moment yesterday when I saw your girlfriend's car parked outside her ex boyfriend's house.

Mike: Thanks for looking out for me. We'll have to talk.
by 2014_chiguy August 23, 2014
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Boston Tea Party

Back around the time when John Adams was alive and lived in Boston, right before the Revolutionary War, where colonists in Boston got aggrivated with the new Tea Act passed by King George III stating that all imported tea will be taxed, and then creating a monopoly in tea, making sure that 99.9% of all of the tea that the colonists drank were imported, forcing them to all pay horrendous taxes on tea. This major outburst led to a revolt in which the colonists attacked ships importing East India Company Tea, and then they took all of the tea on the boats and dumped it all into the Atlantic. A major factor that caused the Revolutionary War and America's freedom.
History Teacher: Today will we be learning about the Boston Tea Party. I'm sure you'll enjoy the lesson.
Student: A tea party? How is this important to our everyday lives? And please explain how school could ever be enjoyable hahaha
*20 minutes later after the lesson is over*
Student: Yes, kick their asses colonists. Those stupid British deserve it.

History Teacher *smirking*: I knew you'd like it.
by the_true_name_definer ;) December 19, 2018
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Tea time babes

A dope group chat that loves drama and spills all the “tea”. The best member of the group chat goes by the name of siesta. She is lit, cullen on the other hand, that’s another story, he is so mean. But everyone else is lit
Fan 1- have you heard of tea time babes?
Fan 2- OMG yes I love them, especially siesta!
by Ilikejazz October 26, 2017
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Hitting up the tea

Going up to luxury. Living lavishly.
I bet when you go home, you be hitting up the tea
by TEAMAKER#1 May 8, 2018
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African tea party

A group meeting where each person shits into a cup,then they all eat or drink each other’s shots till they are sick .
Me and my mates are going to an African tea party tonight .
by Lord cock big June 14, 2018
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mexican tea party

When you bring beer to a gathering with friends and leave your beers next to you, drinking them slowly as they keep getting warmer.
You gonna put those beers in the fridge or are you having a mexican tea party?
by scarygary30 June 20, 2020
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Tea sweet and twisted

The latest gossip with all the juiciest and nastiest details.
Girl sit down and give me the tea sweet and twisted!
by Little Pajaro March 9, 2018
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