Top g

Ur mum's pimp

I am the top G

by Ufgjdhndhxec13 November 2, 2022

cock top

A more creative way to call some one a dick head

John was being a huge cock top today

by mr fucking awesome April 2, 2009

carrot top

a short red head who plays volleyball

kageyama: hinata youre such a carrot top
hinata: who you calling carrot top?!

by Fred L ero September 30, 2020

Thot top

A thot top is when that’s we’re a crop top

Look she’s wearing a thot top

by Harry not Harry January 3, 2019

Top of the Hill

This is the day which immediately precedes a person's 40th birthday. This is the height of a person's life experience as they will be over the hill the next day when they turn 40 years old.

It is typically celebrated with songs celebrating hills and tops and is one last burst of color before the traditional all black attire for the over the hill observance.

A person's Top of the Hill day supersedes any other person's actual birthday in order of importance and should be the larger of the two celebrations as this day happens only once in a lifetime.

Sarah: "I hear you're going to be over the hill tomorrow!"
Katie: "Yes, but today I'm at the top of the hill!"

Ralph: "Happy top of the hill day! Enjoy it, it's all downhill starting tomorrow when you turn 40!"

Monique: "Did you hear today is Chris's Top of the Hill day!? there's a HUGE Party in the breakroom!"
Erin: "ya.. .but today is my actual birthday"
Monique: "Don't be selfish! You know Top of the Hill days are more important than regular old birthdays!"
Erin: "oh."

by That Slattery Girl October 20, 2018

Muffin Top

Someone who has their pants way to tight for their actual size, so their fat on their stomach hangs over

Mostly every fat person has a muffin top.

1: Did you see her Muffin Top.
2: Ya, it was so gross.
1: I know

by I dont Have a Muffin Top November 22, 2011

Sensitive top

One who is sexually timid yet enjoys dominant positions.

That guy's really shy, loves to be in control though, a sensitive top, if you will.

by DefineWine August 28, 2020