Sam

people named sam are annoying little brats that need to get a life. they are always squeeky rats that do everything they can to annoy you so much you want to punch them. sams never wash and you can smell them from a mile away.

eugh can you smell that? there is probably someone called sam around

by eughhhhhhhh March 26, 2023

SAM

Sam is the series man in the world as he has the biggest cock and will lay it down on you. You do not have to ask twice he is a beast in the bed and will put you in a wheel chair.

How's sam been

He's been good he laid it down on me last night and now I can't walk.

by DADDY 101011 July 11, 2025

sam emphy

I had a Sam for my bf once... he broke my heart in collage. We had a GREAT relationship, since high school, but I broke up with him when I caught him having you-know-what with a different girl...

The love of my life, Sam Emphy, broke my heart.... <3 :(

by Aubree Laurel November 20, 2017

greasy sam

Term given to an Italian male named Samuel whose a sneaky criminal. Can't be trusted, will steal from his own family.

"Have you heard how greasy Sam did his friends?"

by Craven69 October 24, 2020

Sam gleason

A wack ass mf who needs approval from others to validate his existence but also makes fun of people to make people think he’s cool

Jeff: ayo who’s that fat dude that just called me fat
Dan: oh yeah that’s Sam Gleason

by Sam Gleason October 16, 2019

Sam from Disregard

Never in the office because she’s actually a troll who has a bridge to guard.

Have you met that condescending squidbilly? She’s such a Sam from Disregard!

by kikikikinomnomz March 10, 2023

Sam

Usually known for their utter uselessness, but on occasion can be really helpful when you need someone to hide in a bathroom and pretend to shit while others get the dishes done

Wtf Did the septic tank just burst?! Nope, Sam just opened her legs..

by AnAccurateSource November 2, 2021